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Jessie is a friend

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MrMatt

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Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he's been
A good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
That ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late,
Late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
But the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
Where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
Love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that



You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl,
Where can I find a woman like that, like
Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I want,
I want Jessie's girl :music:
 
Im hung like a horse.
I have hairy legs.
But Jessie's so fine, I wish he would dump that stupid bitch and be mine.

So I can be....
Jessie's girl!
I wanna be Jessie's girl!

I played along with the charades, but I just cant help it anymore.
So I bought some jorts and lipstick

And now Im Jessie's girl!
Yeah now Im Jessie's girl!
 
[At The Aisle]
The Monarch: [Gasps] There she is! [Whispering] Hi, Pookums!
Dr. Venture: You know I feel so dirty, when they start talking cute.
The Monarch: Get used to it!
Dr. Venture: I should tell her that I love her... but, that point is probably moot.
The Monarch: ... Are you reciting "Jessie's Girl"?
 
Why oh why can't a get the picture of a half-naked and coked-up Alfred Molina rocking out to Hi-Fi and an emaciated 15 year-old Asian male sex toy tossing firecrackers into the corner of a darkened room out of my head?

 
Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Im hung like a horse.
I have hairy legs.
But Jessie's so fine, I wish he would dump that stupid bitch and be mine.

So I can be....
Jessie's girl!
I wanna be Jessie's girl!

I played along with the charades, but I just cant help it anymore.
So I bought some jorts and lipstick

And now Im Jessie's girl!
Yeah now Im Jessie's girl!

:laugh:

 
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
[At The Aisle]
The Monarch: [Gasps] There she is! [Whispering] Hi, Pookums!
Dr. Venture: You know I feel so dirty, when they start talking cute.
The Monarch: Get used to it!
Dr. Venture: I should tell her that I love her... but, that point is probably moot.
The Monarch: ... Are you reciting "Jessie's Girl"?
:thumbsup:
 
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