Jessica Simpson Introduces Lickable Perfume

Brutuskend

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Los Angeles - Pop singer and TV star Jessica Simpson is endorsing a new "lickable" fragrance and body care line called Dessert, according to a News report.The perfume will come in several scents; creamy, dreamy, and juicy, Local 6 News reported.

"I am thrilled to be able to partner with Jessica on the creation of Dessert," President of D'lish Fragrance Inc., Randi Shinder, said. "Her input has been invaluable. We are creating the line as a playful treat for confident women looking for an alternative to everyday perfume and I look forward to seeing great response from the launch."

The line will include kissable fragrance, whipped body cream, hair and body treat, sweet soak bath bubbles, chocolate body gloss, lip plumping fragrance, powdered sugar body shimmer and a totally unique pheromone belly button fragrance.

"It's been so much fun to be able to create a line of beauty products from start to finish," says Simpson. "I can't wait to be able to share Dessert with the world. The whole experience has been so exciting to me, from coming up with ideas and concepts to smelling samples with Randi and choosing my favorites." Dessert will be available at Sephora stores nationwide in April.

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I'd buy it in a heartbeat, if I could lick it off of HER! ;)
 

fumbduck

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she is dumb as a rock only because she is made to look like that on the show, which is scripted, by the way.

You, or I, have no idea how intelligient she really is, she could be super dumb (or promoting the blond image to get more viewers), or she could be just like you and me.
 

fumbduck

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: fumbduck
Oh, and, I've had sex with her.

How was it?


{PICS}?

Well, it turns out she had a penis, so I took most of the damage. And her name wasn't really Jessica, it was Ray-ray Jones, and she was black... and this happened while I was in prison.
 

SackOfAllTrades

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Originally posted by: fumbduck
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: fumbduck
Oh, and, I've had sex with her.

How was it?


{PICS}?

Well, it turns out she had a penis, so I took most of the damage. And her name wasn't really Jessica, it was Ray-ray Jones, and she was black... and this happened while I was in prison.

hey I know Ray-Ray...
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: fumbduck
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: fumbduck
Oh, and, I've had sex with her.

How was it?


{PICS}?

Well, it turns out she had a penis, so I took most of the damage. And her name wasn't really Jessica, it was Ray-ray Jones, and she was black... and this happened while I was in prison.

On second thought....

NO PICS!!!!!
 

alkemyst

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I like the celebrity bashers :) she is not that good looking, not that smart, can't sing.....however she is worth a few MILLION :)

Most of Jessica's idiocy comes from things she never ever had to worry about. I knew a guy in high school that didn't know things like electricity and water/sewer cost money....he didn't know you had insurance payments either....he wasn't stupid just never had to worry about it.

Regardless of how stupid she may be, she also seems she'd be a blast in bed.

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