Jessica Simpson Completes Elaborate Plan to Destroy Cowboys' Season

[Phokus]

http://www.theonion.com/conten...sica_simpson_completes

:laugh:

 

[Tobolo]

LOL nice. Don't believe it though, shes not that smart. It was probably her creepy dad.

It was her fault though!

 

[M0R0NI]

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: Tobolo
LOL nice. Don't believe it though, shes not that smart. It was probably her creepy dad.

It was her fault though!

You don't believe The Onion?

Do tell :roll:

 

[Nitemare]

nice pic

 

[Tobolo]

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: Tobolo
LOL nice. Don't believe it though, shes not that smart. It was probably her creepy dad.

It was her fault though!

You don't believe The Onion?

Do tell :roll:

It was a joke about her being dumb smartA.

 

[JulesMaximus]

The final twist of the knife will be when she has Tom Brady's love child. :laugh:

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
The final twist of the knife will be when she has Tom Brady's love child. :laugh:

Brady draws strength from his illegitimate children 😉

 

[jjones]

Gisele needs to learn Jessica's moves, and fast.

 

[torpid]

There sure are a lot of football parodies around this year. Sportscenter had about a 30 minute segment about Tom Brady being the lost member of the Brady bunch. It was mildly entertaining at best, and completely out of place in Sportscenter.

 

[Mr Pickles]

"Ever since I was a little girl growing up in football-obsessed Texas, it's been a dream of mine to completely bring the evil, arrogant Cowboys organization and its boorish and cocky fans to their knees. But the suave and sophisticated players on that team are nigh-unapproachable for a nice country girl like me," Simpson declared from her Throne of Thorns, situated in the surveillance room of her headquarters. "And then I saw Tony. Instantly I knew that he was the weak link, the keystone, the only one for me to exploit."

Normally The Onion does a good job at matching dialect, unfortunately they neglected to realize that Jessica Simpson can't use big words like nigh-unapproachable and evil...

 

[bunnyfubbles]

It wasn't exactly Jessica, it was Carl

 

[Pabster]

Originally posted by: jjones
Gisele needs to learn Jessica's moves, and fast.

I'd like some instruction from both. :laugh: