Jessica Alba wants no-strings sex

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71
Umm, she's now 26.

Is she still fat, too?

At least the fat makes it so you can't tell how sharp her knees are.

 

[tfcmasta97]

Lmao people on ATOT calling her fat...

From the pics Ive seen, she only has one chin. Cant say the same for plenty of you in here.

 

[J0hnny]

OMG! I wonder if the wife allows a one-time sex-with-a-celebrity jail free card?!?!

Oh, and I'll take sloppy seconds!

 

[jhayx7]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
OMG! I wonder if the wife allows a one-time sex-with-a-celebrity jail free card?!?!

Oh, and I'll take sloppy seconds!

It is better to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission!

 

[dquan97]

Paypal me $5 and I'll put you on the list

 

[MrWizzard]

:thumbsdown:

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: dquan97
Paypal me $5 and I'll put you on the list

you can't do that... and not tell us your paypal id.

 

[Mizugori]

wtf is wrong with you people?? she's not fat im pretty attractive but i would sell my f*cking spare kidney to get a shot at this..!

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71
Umm, she's now 26.

Is she still fat, too?

you decide

OMG, bloater.

 

[Fourier Transform]

Sweet! I'm #1 on the list! I get first dibs, yay!

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71
Umm, she's now 26.

Is she still fat, too?

you decide

OMG, bloater.

Ya know, she's really not that attractive. One of our office admins here at work is MUCH hotter... no pics for you dopes though.

 

[lupi]

Don't get your hopes up, Angelina said the same thing once 🙁

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71
Umm, she's now 26.

Is she still fat, too?

you decide

OMG, bloater.

Ya know, she's really not that attractive. One of our office admins here at work is MUCH hotter... no pics for you dopes though.

I love statements like this... you know, my local Italian restaurant has the best pasta! Everywhere else is crap!

 

[nonameo]

She's just your garden variety hot girl. Nothing special here, move along now.

 

[swtethan]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: dquan97
Paypal me $5 and I'll put you on the list

you can't do that... and not tell us your paypal id.

i have a list too, pay me $4

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71
Umm, she's now 26.

Is she still fat, too?

you decide

OMG, bloater.

Ya know, she's really not that attractive. One of our office admins here at work is MUCH hotter... no pics for you dopes though.

I love statements like this... you know, my local Italian restaurant has the best pasta! Everywhere else is crap!

If she lost 30lb she'd have a chance with me.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71
Umm, she's now 26.

Is she still fat, too?

you decide

OMG, bloater.

Ya know, she's really not that attractive. One of our office admins here at work is MUCH hotter... no pics for you dopes though.

I love statements like this... you know, my local Italian restaurant has the best pasta! Everywhere else is crap!

If she lost 30lb she'd have a chance with me.

if she lost about 1.5ft in height, she'd be as tall as you too.

 

[Nerva]

"she's the slut, bong!!!!"

 

[overst33r]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71
Umm, she's now 26.

Is she still fat, too?

you decide

OMG, bloater.

Ya know, she's really not that attractive. One of our office admins here at work is MUCH hotter... no pics for you dopes though.

I love statements like this... you know, my local Italian restaurant has the best pasta! Everywhere else is crap!

If she lost 30lb she'd have a chance with me.

Wow, she's already a stick...another 30lbs will put her into toothpick mode.

 

[eelw]

Wasn't it a few years ago that she said she wanted meaningful relationships instead of these quick romps in the bed?

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: mariok2006

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Originally posted by: rh71
Umm, she's now 26.

Is she still fat, too?

you decide

OMG, bloater.

Ya know, she's really not that attractive. One of our office admins here at work is MUCH hotter... no pics for you dopes though.

I love statements like this... you know, my local Italian restaurant has the best pasta! Everywhere else is crap!

If she lost 30lb she'd have a chance with me.

Wow, she's already a stick...another 30lbs will put her into toothpick mode.

don't mind him, he's trying to push buttons, amateur-style.

 

[goatjc]

Even if this statement is true, it's pretty ignorant, and, IMO, an insecure statement. I'm sure she also likes experimenting with STD's, pregnancy, abortion etc.

 

[Raduque]

I don't understand the obsession. She's a very pretty girl, above average, but I think there's a lot of women who are prettier then her.

Somebody care to explain this obsession with her? The Portman obsession I can understand (Star Wars geeks, et al), but not this one.

 

[jhayx7]

Originally posted by: goatjc
Even if this statement is true, it's pretty ignorant, and, IMO, an insecure statement. I'm sure she also likes experimenting with STD's, pregnancy, abortion etc.

Turn in your man card.

 

[jhayx7]

Originally posted by: Raduque
I don't understand the obsession. She's a very pretty girl, above average, but I think there's a lot of women who are prettier then her.

Somebody care to explain this obsession with her? The Portman obsession I can understand (Star Wars geeks, et al), but not this one.

I would hit Portman like a whore on quarter night.
Who else do you know of that has a cute face, hot body, and a degree from Harvard????

Still my #1 girl is Angelina.