Jessica Alba is pregnant

[davestar]

People

Heard about this on the radio on my way into work. Thought some obsessees on here might want to know.

 

[Spineshank]

Oh no!!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

This space for rent.

 

[Phokus]

Oh no she's ruined!

 

[JulesMaximus]

I'd still hit it. Pregnant women are fun in the sack and there's zero chance you'll knock her up. :thumbsup:

 

[oddyager]

I'd still hit it.

 

[waggy]

damnit she told me she was on the pill. i knew i should have had a condom on!

 

[Joemonkey]

so her boobs are gonna get bigger.... k

 

[ahurtt]

Originally posted by: waggy
damnit she told me she was on the pill. i knew i should have had a condom on!

Dude. . .If I were bangin Jalba.jpg, I'd have secretly replaced all her pills with sugar tablets and stapled holes in all the condoms. . .Obviously you never saw the Dave Chapelle show where he knocked up Oprah. Oh man. . .good stuff.

 

[userman]

Most whores get pregnant.

 

[Miramonti]

Whoops, my condom must have broke. 😱

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: userman
Most whores get pregnant.

That's what your sister said after I knocked her up.

 

[Aharami]

somewhere, rh71 is crying

 

[pontifex]

oh no...chihuahua-face is breeding, hopefully the litter is small.

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: userman
Most whores get pregnant.

That's what your sister said after I knocked her up.

That's what she said when I knocked her up too!!! :Q

 

[new2AMD]

finally something will stop her from making movies for a while.

 

[userman]

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: userman
Most whores get pregnant.

That's what your sister said after I knocked her up.

That's what she said when I knocked her up too!!! :Q

If my sister is all you can get..... Thats funny. I feel sorry for you.

 

[Miramonti]

She's a natural beauty. 🙂

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: jjsole
She's a natural beauty. 🙂

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[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: userman
Most whores get pregnant.

That's what your sister said after I knocked her up.

That's what she said when I knocked her up too!!! :Q

If my sister is all you can get..... Thats funny. I feel sorry for you.

Well, she's really not, but let's leave your mom out of this. 😉

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: jjsole
She's a natural beauty. 🙂

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Try the drop/drag and lmk.

 

[userman]

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: userman
Most whores get pregnant.

That's what your sister said after I knocked her up.

That's what she said when I knocked her up too!!! :Q

If my sister is all you can get..... Thats funny. I feel sorry for you.

Well, she's really not, but let's leave your mom out of this. 😉

If you guys are banging my mom and my sis.... I would pay for the eye exam... Fuck man. I do not wish them on anyone.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: userman
Most whores get pregnant.

That's what your sister said after I knocked her up.

That's what she said when I knocked her up too!!! :Q

If my sister is all you can get..... Thats funny. I feel sorry for you.

Well, she's really not, but let's leave your mom out of this. 😉

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: userman
Most whores get pregnant.

That's what your sister said after I knocked her up.

That's what she said when I knocked her up too!!! :Q

If my sister is all you can get..... Thats funny. I feel sorry for you.

Well, she's really not, but let's leave your mom out of this. 😉

If you guys are banging my mom and my sis.... I would pay for the eye exam... Fuck man. I do not wish them on anyone.

That's a pretty harsh dis on your family, but I forgive you, son. 🙂

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: jjsole

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: jjsole
She's a natural beauty. 🙂

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Try the drop/drag and lmk.

drag and drop worked but DAMN! i wish it didn't!