Jessica Alba is cute.. But not drop dead hot.

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NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: kt
All I have to say is that you guys have to meet her in person.

99% of the people here who claim she's not that hot will be slobbering fools if that actually happened...

76% of all percentages are made up on the spot.

:roll:

Speak for your goddamn self, numbnuts.
 

iamme

Lifer
Jul 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: kt
All I have to say is that you guys have to meet her in person.

99% of the people here who claim she's not that hot will be slobbering fools if that actually happened...

76% of all percentages are made up on the spot.

:roll:

Speak for your goddamn self, numbnuts.

hey! :|

only 50% of my nuts are numb....
 

pcmodem

Golden Member
Feb 6, 2001
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Originally posted by: CaseTragedy
dunno...sometimes she's damn hot to me.
-Case

Jessica Alba is hot, but beauty is in the eye of the beerholder. :beer::)


If I could, I'd buy a snowboard with that pic of her on it. :D

Cheers, :beer:
PCM
 

Linux23

Lifer
Apr 9, 2000
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Cut thy Tongue Blasphemer!


SHE IS THE HOTTEST LOOKING CHIC IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.


Biotch.

;)
 

IczarOne

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Apr 30, 2004
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Yuk. too skinny. no ass. no tits. no service.. She's cute but i bet she aint worth a hill of beans in the sac. Now brit or beyonce.. well you get the picture.
 

ViciouS

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Apr 1, 2001
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She has got it all! She is hotter than 97% of the women out there. Go to the mall in a big city and see for yourself.
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: IczarOne
Yuk. too skinny. no ass. no tits. no service.. She's cute but i bet she aint worth a hill of beans in the sac. Now brit or beyonce.. well you get the picture.
Wow are you clueless. Are we talking about the same person ? She isn't even that skinny anymore like 2 years ago. The other 2 I won't even bother arguing cause it's obvious if you actually look at the pics. BTW, don't make me link a Brit picture with no makeup - I always said she's one of the hottest with makeup, but without it... let's just say I'll spare you the embarrassment. And why does it matter in the sack ? Like anyone has a chance... Beyonce is up there all around - no question.
 

IczarOne

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Apr 30, 2004
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Well to further prove my point. Ill say this. I don't know what any of them look like with out make up on so ill argue on what ive seen, and i could argue to see that link. But in all acuality i could care less. Alba, used to like her. before i could see her spinal cord. If she's not as skinny as I may think then maybe she is "AIGHT." Hot? Um, no. i belive we all have moved up in what we will call hot. Seeing that females just look better and better every summer. As for the sack. Well ive lived in cali for quite some time. I can tell you this. They like sex as much as the next. You never know what you can slip into as long as you take care of yourself So speak for yourself... .. . New topic.

"wow are you cluless" I dunno?
 

sweeper2

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Apr 2, 2004
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she is hot, always thought so, especially from DARK ANGEL, to bad they took it off air!!!!!!
 

sweeper2

Diamond Member
Apr 2, 2004
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what is wrong with that pic "proof#1" ? WOWSERS BATMAN... Let her come over anytime !!!, oops, sry honey, hey wait, don't turn off my pc...i was just kidding...owww, ,..stop punching me ....someone help...my wife is beating my unconcious...ooooowwwww......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: IczarOne
Well to further prove my point. Ill say this. I don't know what any of them look like with out make up on so ill argue on what ive seen, and i could argue to see that link. But in all acuality i could care less. Alba, used to like her. before i could see her spinal cord. If she's not as skinny as I may think then maybe she is "AIGHT." Hot? Um, no. i belive we all have moved up in what we will call hot. Seeing that females just look better and better every summer. As for the sack. Well ive lived in cali for quite some time. I can tell you this. They like sex as much as the next. You never know what you can slip into as long as you take care of yourself So speak for yourself... .. . New topic.

"wow are you cluless" I dunno?
Fred Durst - is that you ?! Here's a pic of your real hottie. Now you can go by what you've seen.
 

StageLeft

No Lifer
Sep 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Overrated. She has the body of a pre-pubescent 12 year old.
Last time you said that you thought she was an A cup.
One word: wonderbra.

She still is.
She has got it all! She is hotter than 97% of the women out there. Go to the mall in a big city and see for yourself
Actually she's face-wise hotter than 99%. I'd put her in the 99th percentile, but it doesn't change the fact that she's too skinny. no ass. no tits as IczarOne said.
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: Skoorb
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Overrated. She has the body of a pre-pubescent 12 year old.
Last time you said that you thought she was an A cup.
One word: wonderbra.

She still is.
She has got it all! She is hotter than 97% of the women out there. Go to the mall in a big city and see for yourself
Actually she's face-wise hotter than 99%. I'd put her in the 99th percentile, but it doesn't change the fact that she's too skinny. no ass. no tits as IczarOne said.
I'm baffled. I can link about 50 pics right now showing she's got both and you'd probably still have the same opinion. she may have started at a young age then. How about a sportsbra.. that doesn't even flatten her out. "A" ? Don't think so. As for her ass... I'm sure you can find some Idle Hands pics... I won't even bother trying to prove that one.
 

Acanthus

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Aug 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: kt
All I have to say is that you guys have to meet her in person.

99% of the people here who claim she's not that hot will be slobbering fools if that actually happened...

76% of all percentages are made up on the spot.

:roll:

Speak for your goddamn self, numbnuts.

hey! :|

only 50% of my nuts are numb....

hahahahaha! that one made me laugh :)