Jesse McCartney = Total BS!

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Lifer
Oct 24, 2000
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Was watching Good Morning American today on ABC and they mentioned that Jesse McCartney would be on the show to perform some hit single. I was like, "Wow the son of legendary Sir Paul McCartney can sing?" so I stayed to watch him perform...

OMG he sucks! He has this terrible nasal voice that sounds like crap! And of course he wasn't the one playing the guitar on stage, so I don't suppose he can do that either. And to top it all off, I can't find anything to say that he is even remotely related to Sir Paul! What a farce. If I were Paul, I would sue the pants off of this little kid for using the name to market records!

So I came to the conclusion that this kid is Britney Spears reborn with testicles! He's just another pretty face who can't write music, is force-fed his lyrics, and thrust on-stage to sell CDs to millions of ignorant pre-teen and teen girls.

Fvck Hollywood!

/rant
 
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MazerRackham

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I sat behind that kid on a Jetblue flight from JFK to Long Beach. The worst part was a couple girls asked to take their picture with him, and then his 'special' was on the Disney channel on the DirecTV on the flight!!

He was with his mom/agent.. I could tell because when we were on the ground waiting to begin lining up with the other planes she was on her cell phone blabbering on about all kinds of crap.

And he watched himself on the flight the entire time!! I guess I would if I were him too... heh.
 
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DeMeo

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Who said he was related to Paul McCartney?
Why should Paul sue him, and for what reason? Because they have the same last name?
Did you try turning the channel on your TV?
 
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Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
rant

Was watching Good Morning American today on ABC and they mentioned that Jesse McCartney would be on the show to perform some hit single. I was like, "Wow the son of legendary Sir Paul McCartney can sing?" so I stayed to watch him perform...

OMG he sucks! He has this terrible nasal voice that sounds like crap! And of course he wasn't the one playing the guitar on stage, so I don't suppose he can do that either. And to top it all off, I can't find anything to say that he is even remotely related to Sir Paul! What a farce. If I were Paul, I would sue the pants off of this little kid for using the name to market records!

So I came to the conclusion that this kid is Britney Spears reborn with testicles! He's just another pretty face who can't write music, is force-fed his lyrics, and thrust on-stage to sell CDs to millions of ignorant pre-teen and teen girls.

Fvck Hollywood!

/rant
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Yeah, but talent is no longer a prerequisite when it comes to music. But he does have a pretty face. *drools*
 
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