Jerking off on the school bus

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
Medicine Bear, your adventures at work never cease to amaze me! :laugh:

Yet another BS flag hoisted over Mount Medicine Bear.

LMFAO! Nice wording.

 

[BrianH1]

maybe he will go on to become a "Yankee", and win the world series. (thanks chris farley)

 

[Nitemare]

Wonder who his favorite Little Rascal is?

 

[AMDZen]

Originally posted by: PsharkJF
The hands of the kids go up and down, up and down, up and down.....

:laugh:

LoL. That cracked me up more then the OP

 

[casper114]

What a dumb mom!

 

[casper114]

What a dumb mom!

 

[spanky]

damn, my mom is gonna be pissed.

 

[HumblePie]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
I know I sure didn't pull it 3 or 4 times I day when I was that age. Nope never.

Holy crap, 4 times a day?

Once in the morning. Then again when I got home from school, then usually once or twice at bedtime. Wasn't every day, but hell everyone pulls the ol tube snake a lot when they are a teenager.

Only 4 times a day? man you were a slacker. I can pull it 4 times in a row at one session. Still can.

 

[Dragoon42]

hahahaha. No one started to point and laugh?

 

[jalaram]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
Medicine Bear, your adventures at work never cease to amaze me! :laugh:

Yet another BS flag hoisted over Mount Medicine Bear.

:thumbsup:

Originally posted by: AMDZen

Originally posted by: PsharkJF
The hands of the kids go up and down, up and down, up and down.....

:laugh:

LoL. That cracked me up more then the OP

Another perfectly good kids song ruined.

 

[jspeicher]

pics?


ohhh...ehh....nevermind

 

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
Medicine Bear, your adventures at work never cease to amaze me! :laugh:

Yet another BS flag hoisted over Mount Medicine Bear.

:thumbsup:

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Poor kid. Why couldn't they just keep that quiet?

With the way schools are these days they will probably force him into counseling. I'm sure they have a "zero tolerance" sex policy to go along with there "zero tolerance" weapons policy that got a kid here suspended for bringing some nail clippers to school recently.

Nope he was molesting himself. The school district and the police will arrest him and he will be a registered sex offender.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
MedicineBear has spun quite a few outrageous yarns lately.

Hard to believe I know, but they are true.

Should be an update in my "Guy gets laid and then calls his mom crying about it" thread soon. Wife and I are going to Dallas this weekend to visit the weirdo where he is being "evaluated"

 

[JulesMaximus]

Why the hell was she crying about it? WTF?

That kid is going to be messed up for sure.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Believe what you want. I don't really care.

 

[Ausm]

Sounds like this dude I knew in high school used to jerk off 8 times a day lmao


Ausm

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: Ausm
Sounds like this dude I knew in high school used to jerk off 8 times a day lmao

Ausm

Back when I was in high school and played baseball there was a guy on the team who would jerk off in the locker room/bathroom/whatever he could find before every game. Said it helped calm his nerves. He had all kinds of weird habits though. If we were going to a road game on the bus and passed a graveyard he would pick his feet up off the floor and hold his nose. Said it was to keep the souls of the dead from knowing he was there and entering his body. Also used to carry around a picture of Nancy Sinatra and claim she was his birth mom. Even though everyone knew he wasn't adopted.

 

[SP33Demon]

Sounds like something out of American Pie. :thumbsup: