Jerking off on the school bus

[Medicine Bear]

Woman here just got a call to come pick her kid up at school. He went for a bathroom break and never came back. They locked down the school and did a search. Found him at the bus barn jerking off on a bus.

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!

All my office mates could hear on the phone was her saying "he was what?" "Masturbating on a bus?" "No not my son, he doesn't do that"

Right lady junior high aged boys never do that. I know I sure didn't pull it 3 or 4 times I day when I was that age. Nope never.

When she got off, poor choice of words, she started crying a telling the girl in the next cube about it. So of course the story is all over the floor now. Gotta love it.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Poor kid. Why couldn't they just keep that quiet?

 

[acemcmac]

:laugh: OMG thats awful

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
I know I sure didn't pull it 3 or 4 times I day when I was that age. Nope never.

Holy crap, 4 times a day?

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Poor kid. Why couldn't they just keep that quiet?

With the way schools are these days they will probably force him into counseling. I'm sure they have a "zero tolerance" sex policy to go along with there "zero tolerance" weapons policy that got a kid here suspended for bringing some nail clippers to school recently.

 

[Randum]

That made my morning, hillarious!

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
I know I sure didn't pull it 3 or 4 times I day when I was that age. Nope never.

Holy crap, 4 times a day?

Once in the morning. Then again when I got home from school, then usually once or twice at bedtime. Wasn't every day, but hell everyone pulls the ol tube snake a lot when they are a teenager.

 

[loic2003]

Kid's going to be scarred for life.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Poor kid. Why couldn't they just keep that quiet?

With the way schools are these days they will probably force him into counseling. I'm sure they have a "zero tolerance" sex policy to go along with there "zero tolerance" weapons policy that got a kid here suspended for bringing some nail clippers to school recently.

That's just fvkced up. He is going to spend the rest of his school years being known as the kid that got caught masterbating on a bus.
Wonderful

 

[TwinkleToes77]

aww i feel sorry for the kid. I wonder how long before it spreads like wildfire around the school too.

 

I feel bad for the kid, then again, aren't kids told "No F@pping on the schoolbus"?

 

[daveymark]

on the school bus? Why didn't he just do it in the bathroom? That way you hear the creaky door if anyone comes

 

[SaltBoy]

Medicine Bear, your adventures at work never cease to amaze me! :laugh:

 

[moshquerade]

MedicineBear has spun quite a few outrageous yarns lately.

 

[Mucho]

shens

 

[Accipiter22]

wait...wait.....why wouldn't he stop when he hears people coming?

 

[PsharkJF]

The hands of the kids go up and down, up and down, up and down.....

 

[ATLien247]

When I was in junior high, a kid got caught wanking in one of the restrooms. I don't think he ever lived that one down. In fact, the stigma carried over to his younger brother. Guilty by relation, I suppose...

But it's not like all the kids that made fun of the situation weren't doing the same thing at home. I guess the difference is having enough self control to not wank it in a public area... or perhaps being stealthy enough to not get caught.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
Medicine Bear, your adventures at work never cease to amaze me! :laugh:

Yet another BS flag hoisted over Mount Medicine Bear.

 

[shilala]

What's the proper terminology for a kid who gets his freak on with a bus?

A Short Bus Sanchez?
A Two-fisted Blue Bird Carl?

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
Medicine Bear, your adventures at work never cease to amaze me! :laugh:

Yet another BS flag hoisted over Mount Medicine Bear.

yup, I agree!

 

[shortylickens]

3 words.
Dont. Get. Caught.

 

[mobobuff]

That's nothing. A kid got caught masturbating right in the middle of class in my senior year. I think the kid was a sophmore. A class of about 30 students, and it was a study hall. Some girl caught him doing it, and realized what he was doing and freaked out.

You never did see a story spread so fast over so many people...

 

[Saint Nick]

i'm beginning to think these are complete BS.

i agree with iamwiz.

*waves BS flag*

 

[oboeguy]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
MedicineBear has spun quite a few outrageous yarns lately.

Yeah, anybody still believe these stories?