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Jehovah's Witnesses-The True Religion

ScrewFace

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I'm sure all of you agree that Jehovah's Witnesses are the only true religion on Earth that obey God and bear witness about Jesus Christ. Only they show the fruits of the holy spirit: peace, love, joy, mercy, loving-kindness and long-suffering.😀
 
I'm sure all of you agree that Jehovah's Witnesses are the only true religion on Earth that obey God and bear witness about Jesus Christ.
I thought JW's believed Jesus /= Christ (as in the Son of God)
 
Well, praise be to the Baby Jesus...
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May I have an "Amen"?
 
<sarcasm>But wait their Jesus is a different Jesus than the Jesus us Mormons believe in. Oh, and don't forget there is also a Jesus for Catholics. So that?s 3 Jesus?s. </sarcasm>

I love this new argument by other Christians that the Mormon Jesus is different than the one they believe in. It's hilarious.
 
Originally posted by: ScrewFace
I'm sure all of you agree that Jehovah's Witnesses are the only true religion on Earth that obey God and bear witness about Jesus Christ. Only they show the fruits of the holy spirit: peace, love, joy, mercy, loving-kindness and long-suffering.😀



I am a Jehovah's Witness, and I know that what you say is true, but I dont know if you mean it in jest or not. If its in jest, I dont take offense because we would be a bitter people if we took offense every time we were made fun of.

We do the door to door work only out of love of our fellow man. Please bear that in mind the next time your doorbell rings.
 
My Jehovah stroy...

Me and a few friends are ou shooting in the front yard on the farm. Well, the driveway comes down the lane straight then curves back around, so you cant see whats around the corner till your coming around the corner. So we have the following

2 SKS's, one all assualted out with Black folding stock and 33 round clip.
12 gauge
.22 semi auto
.44 Mag Trapper rifle

And we're out blastin like madmen when a car pulls around the corner. Lo and behold, its Jehovah's witness's comin to preach the word. We just keep blastin, they walk up to the door, knock, talk to the parents for about 1 minute then got the hell out of there.

Was pretty funny at the time, i dont think they'll be back anytime soon.
 
how can the Jdubs be the true church when their founder (something russel) has predicted the 2nd coming of christ 3 or 4 times, and been wrong every time.

lol, thats not the best part. When the supposed day of the second coming came and went he claimed that Jesus did in fact come, but he was invisible.

Russel died in like 1916 or somthing (early 19hundreds) but the leaders that followed continued to predict the second coming of Christ, and continuted to be wrong. lol, no one knows when Christs second coming will be... wouldn't that defeat the purpose to know?
 
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