Jeff Sessions found his balls.

[shortylickens]

They're small, but they do exist.

Jeff Sessions Seems to Be a Little Bit Tired of Taking Trump's Abuse

"I did my duty & you're damn fortunate I did," the former attorney general tweeted at the president.

www.esquire.com

Also anyone whoever allied himself with Donald absolutely deserves whatever abuse they receive. Cuz fuck em.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

No he didn't. If he had any balls Pence would be president right now.

 

[Bitek]

He did, they are the size of squirrel nuts, but at least they finally dropped.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Right next to his fake ACLU plaque

 

[Brainonska511]

It's easy to have a backbone when you don't have much on the line. His words, like Jeff Flake's, ring hollow, as when there was a place and time they could commit to action, they looked at their feet and did bupkis

 

[VRAMdemon]

Yawn!...from the article:

" Even in sticking up for himself, Sessions distorted the facts in order to flatter Trump, who was definitively not exonerated in the Mueller probe.

No "real" balls found....

 

[ch33zw1z]

Yawn!...from the article:



No "real" balls found....

lol, guess those were just a couple snicker doodles that fell off the tray on the way to the oven

 

[UberNeuman]

"Jeffery."
"Yes, Mister President, Sir?"
"See that thick leather belt with the heavy brass buckle sitting on that table over there?"
*gulp* "Why, yes, Sir... Indeed I do, Sir!"
"Good. I want you to go over there and bring it to me...."

 

[SteveGrabowski]

It's easy to have a backbone when you don't have much on the line. His words, like Jeff Flake's, ring hollow, as when there was a place and time they could commit to action, they looked at their feet and did bupkis

Flake can fuck off, I got so sick of hearing his whining about Trump when he was one of the few Americans who actually had a check on that crooked piece of shit.

 

[Jhhnn]

I'm having trouble working up much sympathy for poor Jeff. Trump be fucking him? The schadenfreude is delicious. Squeal some more.

 

[Commodus]

A friendly reminder that Trump will throw absolutely anyone and everyone under the bus if he thinks it'll serve his goals. I'm half-surprised he hasn't steamrolled his own family yet (maybe he has and we just haven't seen it).

 

[m8d]

Little too late.

 

[Jhhnn]

Sessions' recusal in the Russia investigation was unforgivable. It's how we ended up with the Mueller investigation. As that drew to a close, Trump sure as Hell didn't trust Jeff to handle it the way he needed. Enter Bill Barr, Trump's long sought Roy Cohn, a man of no principles whatsoever.

Jeff? The little viper apparently thought Trump might just let him slither away. Nuh-uhh. *stomp*.

 

[compuwiz1]

I could see sessions in that scene from Deliverance. Squeal like a pig!

 

[shortylickens]

A friendly reminder that Trump will throw absolutely anyone and everyone under the bus if he thinks it'll serve his goals. I'm half-surprised he hasn't steamrolled his own family yet (maybe he has and we just haven't seen it).

He's getting pussy from at least one of the Trump women.
The last person to go to prison?
Thats the one he was fucking.

 

[esquared]

A friendly reminder that Trump will throw absolutely anyone and everyone under the bus if he thinks it'll serve his goals. I'm half-surprised he hasn't steamrolled his own family yet (maybe he has and we just haven't seen it).

Wait until he's not president anymore and the NY AG goes after him.
Pretty sure he doesn't care about them either if the option is him in jail.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

fuck the racist keebler elf.

 

[Fenixgoon]

As Chris Rock said, you don't get credit for doing what you're supposed to do because it's your job.
Also, history will not forget that you inhumanely tore families apart at the border.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Yawn!...from the article:



No "real" balls found....

Sessions is the Ultimate Cuck, closely followed by Pence.

 

[fskimospy]

I think it’s funny that Jeff Sessions’ career will not be ended by all the incredibly shitty things he did, but by one of the only good ones.

 

[woolfe9998]

I think it’s funny that Jeff Sessions’ career will not be ended by all the incredibly shitty things he did, but by one of the only good ones.

Because it is literally true that Trump's GOP consistently rewards bad behavior and punishes good behavior. The morality of the republican party is upside down and inside out.

 

[fskimospy]

Because it is literally true that Trump's GOP consistently rewards bad behavior and punishes good behavior. The morality of the republican party is upside down and inside out.

Yes, absolutely. They have fully internalized the idea that the purpose of the attorney general is not to act as the chief law enforcement officer for America, but to protect the president’s friends and prosecute his enemies.

Jeff Sessions got on board for the racism and the white identity politics but he failed to understand that because Trump only cares about himself the impunity from crime was even more important than the racism.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Skeleteena has buyer's remorse in this Sessions/Alabama twitter explosion

Ann Coulter Turns on ‘Disloyal Actual Retard’ Trump in Twitter Rant

 

[ch33zw1z]

Skeleteena has buyer's remorse in this Sessions/Alabama twitter explosion

Ann Coulter Turns on ‘Disloyal Actual Retard’ Trump in Twitter Rant

So convenient after 3.5 years of getting what they wanted. I foresee a lot of abandoning ship and trying to pretend like '08-20 didn't happen

 

[VRAMdemon]

So convenient after 3.5 years of getting what they wanted. I foresee a lot of abandoning ship and trying to pretend like '08-20 didn't happen

Rats become cannibalistic when the food runs out.