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Jeep ducks are so ducking stupid

AdamK47

Lifer
Whenever I see a guy driving around with rubber ducks displayed on the dashboard of his Jeep I automatically assume he peaked in high school, is impotent, in a loveless marriage, lives paycheck to paycheck with massive debt, loves the taste of cilantro, listens to Taylor Swift, thinks America's Got Talent is the pinnacle of TV, posts Minion memes, his stepchildren detest him, drinks hard seltzers, and his wife's boyfriend thinks he's gay.

Those ducks say a lot.
 
I always assume that the ducks were handed to the fellow by his child as they died of cancer with the wish that he take care of it for them.
All a matter of prospective I guess.
 
Whenever I see a guy driving around with rubber ducks displayed on the dashboard of his Jeep I automatically assume he peaked in high school, is impotent, in a loveless marriage, lives paycheck to paycheck with massive debt, loves the taste of cilantro, listens to Taylor Swift, thinks America's Got Talent is the pinnacle of TV, posts Minion memes, his stepchildren detest him, drinks hard seltzers, and his wife's boyfriend thinks he's gay.

Those ducks say a lot.

Cilantro is delicious.
 
I have never noticed ducks on a Jeep around here. But when I do see any Jeep, I assume the owner:

Has never had it off road.
Drives like an asshole.
Doesn't know how to shop for a vehicle.
Likes to pay for many repairs, or has CarShield (and thinks it's a good deal).
 
I had a Grand Cherokee for a week for a loaner whilst body work was being done on my vehicle. The next time I had an opportunity to rent a vehicle for some work travel I took the Kia Soul over the Jeep that was offered lol. It's a Jeep thing.
 
I had a 97 Cherokee. Best vehicle I ever owned. Highly capable offroad, and virtually maintenance free.
 
I'd say complaining about rubber ducks in someone else's car is up there with the right wing manosphere SDE crying about the Barbie movie. In fact it might be even less manly and somehow also more childish. Imagine if your self worth was so tied to your car that you made a thread whining about other people having rubber ducks? How embarrassing.

You're one of those cilantro loving sympathizers.

If you had a Jeep, I'm sure there would be ducks on it.

Yes, much better to compensate for your small weiner with a VROOM VROOM Roar listen to how loud I am! German budget rebrand of a Lamborghini. Or whatever your McLaren thread was about (seems to be an old guy trying to pickup teenage boys).

And yes, many Jeep owners are insufferable clowns too, but the ratio of "I want a supercar but can't afford a real one" is probably 1:1 with that of the insufferable Jeep owners. I'd actually like the idea of a Jeep, if Subaru made one, well maybe not current Subaru, but like 1990s Subaru. Like if the Brat had instead been a convertible version of the Legacy or Impreza wagon. Or if I could get something similar to a Jeep but made by Toyota, using the RAV4 Prime powertrain, now that would be something.

I have never noticed ducks on a Jeep around here. But when I do see any Jeep, I assume the owner:

Has never had it off road.
Drives like an asshole.
Doesn't know how to shop for a vehicle.
Likes to pay for many repairs, or has CarShield (and thinks it's a good deal).

I really think they screwed up by not making a full electric Wrangler specifically targeting the people that just want a vehicle that is basically the most "look at me" open convertibles, for the city cruising people that are probably the bulk of Wrangler buyers. It'd focus on on-road manners and clever packaging. Then once they learn how to make an EV properly and better batteries, make the tough off-road version that can rock crawl, wade rivers, etc. Instead we get a bunch of Jeep badged hybrid or EV compact crossovers, a crap hybrid Wrangler, and then EV Charger/Challenger replacement? What were they thinking? Guess we are getting an EV version of the Grand Cherokee. But I digress since this is clearly just a troll thread started by the biggest car troll since Jules turned into a gun nut and since Fleabag...did whatever Fleabag did (hopefully grew up, something I'd say about the OP, but apparently he's an old man so seems the best we can hope for is he at least goes for someone of legal age when he inevitably tries to use his car to pickup some young person so he can feel young or powerful or whatever is driving his weird manifestation of struggling to deal with aging that is coming out as car threads).
 
I had a 97 Cherokee. Best vehicle I ever owned. Highly capable offroad, and virtually maintenance free.
The 1990s Cherokees and Grand Cherokees were solid vehicles. We used them as our work vehicles and never had any issues. Jeeps of the last 25 years, not so good.
 
Good to know. The Gladiator wasn't off the table for my next truck. A decent amount of extra cost would've been going towards looks compared to a regular mid size pickup, and I probably wouldn't have, but maybe...
 
I'd say complaining about rubber ducks in someone else's car is up there with the right wing manosphere SDE crying about the Barbie movie. In fact it might be even less manly and somehow also more childish. Imagine if your self worth was so tied to your car that you made a thread whining about other people having rubber ducks? How embarrassing.



Yes, much better to compensate for your small weiner with a VROOM VROOM Roar listen to how loud I am! German budget rebrand of a Lamborghini. Or whatever your McLaren thread was about (seems to be an old guy trying to pickup teenage boys).

And yes, many Jeep owners are insufferable clowns too, but the ratio of "I want a supercar but can't afford a real one" is probably 1:1 with that of the insufferable Jeep owners. I'd actually like the idea of a Jeep, if Subaru made one, well maybe not current Subaru, but like 1990s Subaru. Like if the Brat had instead been a convertible version of the Legacy or Impreza wagon. Or if I could get something similar to a Jeep but made by Toyota, using the RAV4 Prime powertrain, now that would be something.



I really think they screwed up by not making a full electric Wrangler specifically targeting the people that just want a vehicle that is basically the most "look at me" open convertibles, for the city cruising people that are probably the bulk of Wrangler buyers. It'd focus on on-road manners and clever packaging. Then once they learn how to make an EV properly and better batteries, make the tough off-road version that can rock crawl, wade rivers, etc. Instead we get a bunch of Jeep badged hybrid or EV compact crossovers, a crap hybrid Wrangler, and then EV Charger/Challenger replacement? What were they thinking? Guess we are getting an EV version of the Grand Cherokee. But I digress since this is clearly just a troll thread started by the biggest car troll since Jules turned into a gun nut and since Fleabag...did whatever Fleabag did (hopefully grew up, something I'd say about the OP, but apparently he's an old man so seems the best we can hope for is he at least goes for someone of legal age when he inevitably tries to use his car to pickup some young person so he can feel young or powerful or whatever is driving his weird manifestation of struggling to deal with aging that is coming out as car threads).
Watch out. Keep at it and that vein on your forehead is going to pop.

Rage!!!!1!!1!!one!
 
At one point I thought about doing a Dark Wing Duck paint job on my V-Rod. Teach all them bikers with their skulls and lightening bolts just where the bear shit in the buckwheat.
 
Whenever I see a guy driving around with rubber ducks displayed on the dashboard of his Jeep I automatically assume he peaked in high school, is impotent, in a loveless marriage, lives paycheck to paycheck with massive debt, loves the taste of cilantro, listens to Taylor Swift, thinks America's Got Talent is the pinnacle of TV, posts Minion memes, his stepchildren detest him, drinks hard seltzers, and his wife's boyfriend thinks he's gay.

Those ducks say a lot.

That’s actually pretty fucking funny! The last line actually made me LOL.
 
What's wrong with ducks? Are we talking rubber duckies?
 
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