For lunch today I stopped at the gas station and got one of those big soft pretzels that you microwave and then dump the salt packet on it. I nuked it and went back to work and put the salt on it there. I don't know what kind of evil, demon possessed, hell acid-salt that was, but it was like fifty times stronger than other salt. It actually burned my lips and tongue:Q I could feel it starting to eat into the flesh so I went and got some water to drink with it. Other than the chemically scortched flesh, it was actually pretty good
This evening I used some Listerine, and OMFG:Q My lips felt like the guy on that Tinactin commercial when they set his feet on fire. I think I should sue for fifty million and make them put a warning label on there. It should say, "Warning: Contains Demon-possessed, Anti-matter Salt. Avoid Contact With Eyes, Flesh, and Ferrous Metals. Do Not Taunt Salt Packet!"
**Disclaimer**
Salt may not actually contain anti-matter, or Legion.
This evening I used some Listerine, and OMFG:Q My lips felt like the guy on that Tinactin commercial when they set his feet on fire. I think I should sue for fifty million and make them put a warning label on there. It should say, "Warning: Contains Demon-possessed, Anti-matter Salt. Avoid Contact With Eyes, Flesh, and Ferrous Metals. Do Not Taunt Salt Packet!"**Disclaimer**
Salt may not actually contain anti-matter, or Legion.
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