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Japan vs. Australia/New Zealand.

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Parasitic said:
Kind of surprised that the NZ brothers haven't come in and defended their country.
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Defend against what? Arrogant stupidity? I don't feel the need to "defend" my country against the pitiable insults thrown by Americans, when America can't even win a war against a bunch of towel heads with AK-47s and RPGs, despite your insanely overfunded military.

Who would win between Japan and NZ? Probably Japan. Japan vs Aus? Almost certainly the Australian army would walk all over them, especially if it were Japan trying to invade.
 
Mike Gayner said:
Defend against what? Arrogant stupidity? I don't feel the need to "defend" my country against the pitiable insults thrown by Americans, when America can't even win a war against a bunch of towel heads with AK-47s and RPGs, despite your insanely overfunded military.

Who would win between Japan and NZ? Probably Japan. Japan vs Aus? Almost certainly the Australian army would walk all over them, especially if it were Japan trying to invade.
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Well if we wanted to we could turn the whole country into a glass parking lot.

We don't fight wars like that anymore for political reasons though.
 
This is about the worst hypothetical war question ever. New Zealand would be too busy fucking sheep, Australia's too busy giving Koala's herpes and AIDS, and Japan is too busy fishing half the ocean to extinction.
 
The old school Japanese would have beheaded the entire world if they had the chance. They didn't fuck around when it came time to torture and kill the enemy. Now Japan is just a bunch of whiny bitches and metro-boys. It's pathetic, but I guess a couple of nukes will do that to you. Everyone knows this.
 
darkswordsman17 said:
This is about the worst hypothetical war question ever. New Zealand would be too busy fucking sheep, Australia's too busy giving Koala's herpes and AIDS, and Japan is too busy fishing half the ocean to extinction.
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Meanwhile Americans are too busy wallowing in their own racist, ignorant stupidity, still under the false belief they're number one in everything.
 
Mike Gayner said:
Meanwhile Americans are too busy wallowing in their own racist, ignorant stupidity, still under the false belief they're number one in everything.
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Even if the US is not number one in everything, it is still way more relevant in this world than New Zealand.
 
Parasitic said:
Even if the US is not number one in everything, it is still way more relevant in this world than New Zealand.
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LOL does that make you feel adequate? Good for you then. It's important that you feel more "relevant" than me. Americans have difficulty coming to terms with their own inadequacies, hence they live in their own little world of delusion.
 
Mike Gayner said:
LOL does that make you feel adequate? Good for you then. It's important that you feel more "relevant" than me. Americans have difficulty coming to terms with their own inadequacies, hence they live in their own little world of delusion.
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New Zealanders have difficulty coming to terms with their own inadequacies as well hence they live in their own little world of delusion thinking that criticizing the way America does things will somehow make their pathetic meaningless existence compared to the rest of the English-speaking world appear better.
 
Parasitic said:
Kind of surprised that the NZ brothers haven't come in and defended their country.
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And yes, I am quoting for myself, for the record that I did not start anything inflammatory in this thread, but instead merely suggested that there seemed to be a lack of representation from NZ'ers such as the two brothers, as those with enough national pride in their own country would typically step in and defend themselves.

Then Gayner started the blatant attacks on America and American belief.
 
Parasitic said:
And yes, I am quoting for myself, for the record that I did not start anything inflammatory in this thread, but instead merely suggested that there seemed to be a lack of representation from NZ'ers such as the two brothers, as those with enough national pride in their own country would typically step in and defend themselves.

Then Gayner started the blatant attacks on America and American belief.
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You have to realize that when a person feels inadequate a common response is to attack those that they feel jealous of.
 
Schadenfroh said:
I doubt either side could successfully invade the homeland of the other. Old school Japan was a very big threat to Australia, but the Japanese are rather pacifist these days and prefer to make money via business rather than military expansion.

So, I am going to have to go with the side that can construct nukes the quickest and burn the other island(s) off the planet. Japan has the reactors, but not nearly as much uranium as Australia. Since none of the nations listed have a nuclear weapons program, it would likely be a stalemate until one side gets them.

It would be an interesting fight.
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coastline of australia is basically undefendable. they barely have anyone living in a huge country, a few spots of population on parts of the coast is all.

japan despite its pacifist stance actually funds quite a big miltary😛

simply population japan is much much larger. defense budget 2x, industrial capacity much much bigger.
 
Mike Gayner said:
Defend against what? Arrogant stupidity? I don't feel the need to "defend" my country against the pitiable insults thrown by Americans, when America can't even win a war against a bunch of towel heads with AK-47s and RPGs, despite your insanely overfunded military.

Who would win between Japan and NZ? Probably Japan. Japan vs Aus? Almost certainly the Australian army would walk all over them, especially if it were Japan trying to invade.
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hahahahahahah looks like we hit a nerve!

Run sheep run!!
 
WTF? no ninjas? I even hate to ctrl+F the term ninja to make sure. how the HELL do you not include ninjas in the list?

i am disappoint.

and to be fair, new zealand has lucy lawless. aka XENA, WARRIOR PRINCESS!

YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!!!!!
 
Newbian said:
You have to realize that when a person feels inadequate a common response is to attack those that they feel jealous of.
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LOL golden. I'm always waiting for Americans to play the "you're just jealous of us" card. Always warrants a good laugh, mostly because you genuinely seem to believe it.
 
El Guaraguao said:
WTF? no ninjas? I even hate to ctrl+F the term ninja to make sure. how the HELL do you not include ninjas in the list?

i am disappoint.

and to be fair, new zealand has lucy lawless. aka XENA, WARRIOR PRINCESS!

YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!!!!!
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This is true. Shes been kickn the ass of native NZers for ages. No wonder they are so screwed up :awe:
 
Mike Gayner said:
LOL golden. I'm always waiting for Americans to play the "you're just jealous of us" card. Always warrants a good laugh, mostly because you genuinely seem to believe it.
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The LOL in capitals pretty much tells everyone he's right and you need to go find your sheep buddies.

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I don't know about Australia but the NZ military isn't exactly a powerhouse and I wouldn't be confident in going to war. But we're also a very peaceful country and no major enemies and we don't provoke crazy muslims so I think we'll be ok.
Parasitic said:
Kind of surprised that the NZ brothers haven't come in and defended their country.
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I'm not doing a dog and pony show for you. Believe it or not I have to work from time to time, I can't be on ATOT 24/7.
 
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