Jammed Toast - the newest chronicle...

[LordMaul]

So, I found this guy's SN on my AIM list. I totally forgot who he was, and so after talking to him, I asked him to tell me a few of his buddies on his list to help me remember who is was. So he did. I stopped him at MrCodeDude87. I remembered this was the guy who touted his smartness at MrCodeDude and you guys told him he had violated the law and was in trouble with the BS police. So, I decided to have some fun with him...

J a Mm E d ToAsT: mrcodedude87?
Maul100: AH!
J a Mm E d ToAsT: ?
Maul100: I knwo him.
Maul100: He's from anandTech.
J a Mm E d ToAsT: oh ur those idiot pple friends of his from BS police crap
Maul100: Ohhhhhhhhhh!!

LordMaul suddenly remembers this 'tard

J a Mm E d ToAsT: one of those gay pple rite
Maul100: Who?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: ha
Maul100: police?
Maul100: wtf?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: i remember u IMing me once b4
Maul100: I did?
Maul100: I'm not any police.

Ahh, the beautiful lies...

J a Mm E d ToAsT: u and some other pple sayin i violated crap from BS police
J a Mm E d ToAsT: i knows, its BS
J a Mm E d ToAsT: duh
Maul100: ooooohhhhh.
Maul100: THAT.
J a Mm E d ToAsT: duh
Maul100: Ha...yeah, those other guys.
Maul100: I read about that.

Quick Cover..,

J a Mm E d ToAsT: those idiots
J a Mm E d ToAsT: haha... they hecka stupid
Maul100: I talked to MrCodeDude, though
Maul100: He said you can build computers.

It starts...

J a Mm E d ToAsT: ya i can
Maul100: How good are ya? My Compaq sux.

1st lie..

J a Mm E d ToAsT: wheres the annad tech thingy?
Maul100: it's down now
J a Mm E d ToAsT: i c...
Maul100: no really.
Maul100: Or maybe it's my internet
Maul100: Mrcodedude told me about it.
Maul100: www.anandtech.org
J a Mm E d ToAsT: aw screw it
Maul100: OK
Maul100: can you tell me about computers? Which ones are best?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: Dells
J a Mm E d ToAsT: i use em
Maul100: really?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: my whole family dose
Maul100: what kind?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: does*
J a Mm E d ToAsT: Dimenstion
J a Mm E d ToAsT: dimension*
Maul100: aren't they like 2gigaherts of something?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: 1.8 yeah.
Maul100: wow man
Maul100: Do you have one?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: nah
J a Mm E d ToAsT: i ahve an older one
J a Mm E d ToAsT: my bros friend has a 1.2 one
Maul100: damn!
Maul100: Mine's only a 400!

hahahaha...


J a Mm E d ToAsT: ive got a 700
J a Mm E d ToAsT: heh
Maul100: p3 400's suck. that's what I have.

And he believes me!

Maul100: I need a new one.
J a Mm E d ToAsT: yup
J a Mm E d ToAsT: dimensios... thats what id do.
Maul100: do you have a neat mouse?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: Specially since u can price ur own
Maul100: like those cool laser things?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: optical
J a Mm E d ToAsT: yeah
Maul100: WOw
Maul100: how fast is your video card?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: geforce...
Maul100: I have a voodoo 2.
J a Mm E d ToAsT: it sucks.
J a Mm E d ToAsT: heh
Maul100:
J a Mm E d ToAsT: geforce 1
Maul100: wow
Maul100: those are expensive.
J a Mm E d ToAsT: i want 3
J a Mm E d ToAsT: damn it
Maul100: They are 1337 though
J a Mm E d ToAsT: geforce1? is cheap... 3 is nice...
J a Mm E d ToAsT: hee hee
Maul100: how fast is your cdrom?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: i think like 32 or something...
Maul100: Damn
J a Mm E d ToAsT: its dvd stuff
Maul100: mine is 22
J a Mm E d ToAsT: heh
J a Mm E d ToAsT: its like 12x dvd
Maul100: your computer is 1337
Maul100: anyway..
Maul100: are you going to get a P5?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: nah
Maul100: not fast?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: no more new comps till like college
J a Mm E d ToAsT: dont need
Maul100: ah
Maul100: can you fix motherboards?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: ya y
Maul100: if the chips are scratched or something?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: get the dell 8200
J a Mm E d ToAsT: ya i guess
Maul100: will the chips not break on that one?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: yea.
Maul100: wow
J a Mm E d ToAsT: its the newest tech. on it

We have a real winner here...

Maul100: can you glue a pice of memory together? I hear some people can.
Maul100: like when it breaks
J a Mm E d ToAsT: heh, cant do that...
Maul100: oh
J a Mm E d ToAsT: 8200 at 2. ghz
Maul100: darn
J a Mm E d ToAsT: 2.0
Maul100: wow
Maul100: reeely fast
J a Mm E d ToAsT: yup
Maul100: wow
Maul100: can you overclock things?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: just get new memory... not dat expensive
J a Mm E d ToAsT: ya
Maul100: can you overclock your cdrom drive? I hear the reel 1337 dudes can
Maul100: I dunno how
J a Mm E d ToAsT: heh
Maul100: ?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: nah i dont overclock cd rom stuff........
Maul100: could you?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: just processors and such
Maul100: oh
J a Mm E d ToAsT: i could learn

DOH!

J a Mm E d ToAsT:
Maul100: hehe
Maul100: wow
Maul100: you're smart
J a Mm E d ToAsT: heh
Maul100: how about floppy drives? Is your's really fast?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: ya
Maul100: wow
Maul100: mine is slow
J a Mm E d ToAsT: lol
Maul100: it is!111
Maul100: do you have a fan on your cpu?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: course
Maul100: expensive one?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: ya
Maul100: it's not as bad as one of those golden "orb" thingies?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: the new dimension i just priced is 3k
Maul100: is it?
Maul100: wow
J a Mm E d ToAsT: top of the line
Maul100: gee
J a Mm E d ToAsT: premium everything
Maul100: the best?
Maul100: wow
J a Mm E d ToAsT: yup
Maul100: alright, well, what's your opinion on scuzi vs. raid?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: i use raid
Maul100: or however its spelled
Maul100: you dont like scsi?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: nah
Maul100: is it slow?
Maul100: slower than normal?
J a Mm E d ToAsT: scsi?
Maul100: scizi
Maul100: I mean
Maul100: scuzi

Then my connection croaked, and he logged off.

His screen name is Jammed Toast, and he is obviously a moron.

Have some fun.

 

[Adul]

dude, you got a dell.

 

[LordMaul]

<< dude, you got a dell. >>



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