Jade Helm plot foiled

JSt0rm

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All that right wing radio that has been warping peoples brains for the last 15 years needs to be charged with sedition. Its ok to factually call out the government for something but when you create a fake narrative that riles people up to the point of treason then you should be charged with sedition.
 

nickqt

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All that right wing radio that has been warping peoples brains for the last 15 years needs to be charged with sedition. Its ok to factually call out the government for something but when you create a fake narrative that riles people up to the point of treason then you should be charged with sedition.
Again, sorry to nitpick, but more like 25.
 

JSt0rm

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yeah i guess 1990 is about the time it all started taking a shit.
 

nickqt

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yeah i guess 1990 is about the time it all started taking a shit.
More or less. Newt Gingrich (advocate of civilization, definer of civilization, teacher of the rules of civilization, arouser of those who form civilization, organizer of the pro-civilization activists, leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces) issued a memo on language and taught newly elected House members to do nothing but attack the other side of the aisle. Ol' Newt didn't make it up, but he did amplify it to new levels.

And here we are.

Benghazi. DeathPanels. JadeHelm.

The country is always about to be destroyed, so be very, very scared and vote accordingly!

Rinse, repeat.
 

JSt0rm

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oh im voting for trump.

His new campaign slogan should be

"Vote for Trump, vote for lulz"
 

NoStateofMind

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I may not know my states very well but from googling, this "Jade Helm" is mostly south, west and east, but none including the State of South Carolina (where these morons were). That's a considerable distance away and no threat to any military exercise.

That's not to say these guys weren't stupid. Violence will solve nothing and will only bring violence unto yourself. At some point we must evolve into intellectual beings instead of chest thumping animals. At least one would hope.
 

JSt0rm

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In three years, Limbaugh will become the largest supplier of military computer systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Limbaugh computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Limbaugh Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Limbaugh begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug..
 

FelixDeCat

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SlowSpyder

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Again, sorry to nitpick, but more like 25.

I blame the 'moral majority'. Conservatives have some ideals I can relate to and agree with, I like small government and fiscal responsibility. It's just too bad those are always selling points for their base, never their actions.
 

Pulsar

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What makes you assume these paranoid people were conservatives? They were anti government - any government. They were anarchists. Anarchists with mental problems and murderous intent.

Mental problems abound these days because they are expensive to treat and most insurance plans only cover a portion of the cost. :|

Just reading this thread makes that pretty clear. The amount of perceived hatred in this thread for a generalized class of people is pretty astonishing. Yet if we removed the word 'conservative' and replaced it with 'black', they'd be calling for bans and hate-speech trials.

Hatred's only ok when it's reserved for people who disagree with you, right guys?
 

jackstar7

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Just reading this thread makes that pretty clear. The amount of perceived hatred in this thread for a generalized class of people is pretty astonishing. Yet if we removed the word 'conservative' and replaced it with 'black', they'd be calling for bans and hate-speech trials.

Hatred's only ok when it's reserved for people who disagree with you, right guys?

Actually, the rule is that you can always punch up, not down.
 

JSt0rm

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Just reading this thread makes that pretty clear. The amount of perceived hatred in this thread for a generalized class of people is pretty astonishing. Yet if we removed the word 'conservative' and replaced it with 'black', they'd be calling for bans and hate-speech trials.

Hatred's only ok when it's reserved for people who disagree with you, right guys?

The ever oppressed conservative christian. Its amazing you aren't extinct with all the oppression that happens.
 

SlowSpyder

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Just reading this thread makes that pretty clear. The amount of perceived hatred in this thread for a generalized class of people is pretty astonishing. Yet if we removed the word 'conservative' and replaced it with 'black', they'd be calling for bans and hate-speech trials.

Hatred's only ok when it's reserved for people who disagree with you, right guys?


One chooses to be a conservative, not the case with skin color / race. Choosing to be stupid is still fair game for making fun.
 

dainthomas

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In three years, Limbaugh will become the largest supplier of military computer systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Limbaugh computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Limbaugh Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Limbaugh begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug..

Win.
 

alien42

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What makes you assume these paranoid people were conservatives? They were anti government - any government. They were anarchists. Anarchists with mental problems and murderous intent.

Mental problems abound these days because they are expensive to treat and most insurance plans only cover a portion of the cost. :|

maybe because the nutters who have been anti Jade Helm and suggesting that the govt is going to impose marshall law are all republicans.

it wouldn't be a stretch to assume these three nutters are white, male, christian, republican, confederate flag loving and gay hating bigots.
 

Pulsar

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The ever oppressed conservative christian. Its amazing you aren't extinct with all the oppression that happens.

OMG. That's the funniest thing I've ever read in my life. I am neither Christian nor a conservative. I have never attended church in my life, and split my votes fairly equally last time I was in the ballot box.

Thank you for completely confirming what I said originally. Hatred's OK for JStorm as long as the guy disagrees with him. Don't say anything bad about blacks, or gays, or any other 'oppressed' group... but it's perfectly o.k. if it's some cause he doesn't support.

Golf clap for your bigotry.
 
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JSt0rm

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yup those white people. I love oppressing them. Look how well its working.
 

Jhhnn

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What makes you assume these paranoid people were conservatives? They were anti government - any government. They were anarchists. Anarchists with mental problems and murderous intent.

Mental problems abound these days because they are expensive to treat and most insurance plans only cover a portion of the cost. :|

It seems highly likely that they are self styled Patriots, some of the nuttiest people in the country. Really.

Mental problems? No doubt. Some people are more profoundly affected by the tide of right wing propaganda that's washed over this country for 35 years or so.

Remember Spidey? Like that.
 
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Why is this being tied to Jade Helm and not just conspiracy nut bags when they were 1400 miles away from the nearest state Jade Helm was taking place in?

Not like JH is the first time lunatics talked about being rounded up by the government.
 

jonks

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Hey! This is a bait and switch. I came in here to see how a group of American Patriots foiled the federal government from imposing martial law in the South, the so called Jade Helm exercise. False advertising...boo!
 

ivwshane

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Why is this being tied to Jade Helm and not just conspiracy nut bags when they were 1400 miles away from the nearest state Jade Helm was taking place in?

Not like JH is the first time lunatics talked about being rounded up by the government.

Because the crazies are the ones that linked this to jade helm.

Specifically, they told the informant that the Jade Helm exercises planned in five states were a cover for the government’s plot to impose martial law. The exercises were scheduled to be conducted from July 15 to Sept. 15, and Litteral made it clear that he needed the military-grade items no later than the 15th of July.