- Jan 6, 2002
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JITB is the only fast food place where they have commercials and food items that are clearly marketed towards stoners. I use to eat fast food every day, I've cut back to maybe once every 3 weeks. I was watching TV today at work and the commercial for this came on. I figured it probably sucks but commercial was amusing and a few hours later I talked to a stoner who said his brother has been known to woof down 2 of these in a single night. So I decided to go and give it a try.
I got the Exploding Cheesy Chicken one, wtf on the name. Basically it's a shitty chicken sandwich with fried cheese sticks & some white cheese sauce. Oh, and some lettuce - Kudos to Jack for adding veggies. It comes with half an order of regular and half an order of curly fries. Curly Fries FUCKING OWN. Jack's regular fries are pretty decent too. Then you get 2 tacos and a drink. It comes in an actual box with the fries spread out all over the place. For some off reason these combos are only served after 9PM.
The Chicken was much better than their normal 99 chicken sammich, I like cheese so the overkill of it wasn't a bad thing. It wasn't fantastic, but then again I order and ate this completely sober. Which I think fucks up the whole purpose.
Both types of fries were crispy and hot, there actually wasn't all that many of them.
Fuck authentic and fuck haters, JiTB Tacos are great. I don't eat them very often, but once in awhile they're just fucking delicious. Nowhere has Tacos even close to these.
I opted out on the soda and got a bottle of water.
It was $6.26 out the door, so it's a pretty decent deal. As I was eating the sammich I went to JiTB.com to look up the nutritional information. No surprise here but this shit's horrible for you. It has close to an entire days worth of calories, a whole lot of fat and enough sodium to make the CEO of Chipotle jealous. What's that, 92g of fat? JEBUS! But it does have 11g of fiber and 42g of protein
Overall it was decent, I believe intoxicated, on either alcohol or the green stuff this would have been dynamite. And even with the assload of calories it was pretty easy for me to eat the whole thing.
I got the Exploding Cheesy Chicken one, wtf on the name. Basically it's a shitty chicken sandwich with fried cheese sticks & some white cheese sauce. Oh, and some lettuce - Kudos to Jack for adding veggies. It comes with half an order of regular and half an order of curly fries. Curly Fries FUCKING OWN. Jack's regular fries are pretty decent too. Then you get 2 tacos and a drink. It comes in an actual box with the fries spread out all over the place. For some off reason these combos are only served after 9PM.
The Chicken was much better than their normal 99 chicken sammich, I like cheese so the overkill of it wasn't a bad thing. It wasn't fantastic, but then again I order and ate this completely sober. Which I think fucks up the whole purpose.
Both types of fries were crispy and hot, there actually wasn't all that many of them.
Fuck authentic and fuck haters, JiTB Tacos are great. I don't eat them very often, but once in awhile they're just fucking delicious. Nowhere has Tacos even close to these.
I opted out on the soda and got a bottle of water.
It was $6.26 out the door, so it's a pretty decent deal. As I was eating the sammich I went to JiTB.com to look up the nutritional information. No surprise here but this shit's horrible for you. It has close to an entire days worth of calories, a whole lot of fat and enough sodium to make the CEO of Chipotle jealous. What's that, 92g of fat? JEBUS! But it does have 11g of fiber and 42g of protein
Overall it was decent, I believe intoxicated, on either alcohol or the green stuff this would have been dynamite. And even with the assload of calories it was pretty easy for me to eat the whole thing.
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