Jack Bauerisms

[RagingBITCH]

I just laughed out loud during a meeting with 5 other people. Damnit!

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
There's a guy in my company called "John Bauer" but he goes by his middle name ... Jack.

And he just called me.

:Q

I'm dead, aren't I.

- M4H

Did you get him his sat coverage and download the updated protocalls to his phone while opening a socket to his workstation?

 

[CraigRT]

I love these stupid facts.. Way too amusing

 

[KDOG]

Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

HAR!

 

[andylawcc]

most of them are from Chuck Norris's Fact sheet thing.

still funny nevertheless

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
There's a guy in my company called "John Bauer" but he goes by his middle name ... Jack.

And he just called me.

:Q

I'm dead, aren't I.

- M4H

Did you get him his sat coverage and download the updated protocalls to his phone while opening a socket to his workstation?

Yeah, but I had to reroute the encryption protocols through the NSA's proxy server to avoid detection while bypassing the rotating-key algorithm hash.

:laugh:

- M4H

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: andylawcc
most of them are from Chuck Norris's Fact sheet thing.

still funny nevertheless

because they are stolen from chuck norris they are not funny. he will kill anyone that laughs!

 

[49erinnc]

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

They're old and I've seen them all countless times but that one made me LOL

 

[MisterJackson]

It's funny, I read one time that Keifer heard some college kids had a drinking game where they took a shot for every time he said "DAMN IT!!!", so during the next episode he ad libbed many extra "DAMN IT!!!"'s for them though they weren't in the script

I've always liked Keifer, he and his dad are both awesome actors. Keifer's a pretty laid back dude too it seems. Isn't he in a band? I saw him traveling with some band over in Europe on tv the other night. It wasn't clear what his role in the group was though.