Jack Bauer vs. John McClane

[sdifox]

Jack is always calling for help...

 

[Jadow]

Live Free or Die Hard sucked. It was a convoluted PG-13 mis-mash.

 

[Oceandevi]

Fedor option?

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: Oceandevi
Fedor option?

Too abstract. The instant either jack or john mentioned fighting him, he'd go to indonesia and join an underwater polo fighting league.

 

[j00fek]

John McClane>*

 

[SSSnail]

I'm not voting until you have Walker, Texas Ranger in there.

 

[imported_Imp]

John McClane. He's 4 for 4 and diesn't let the terrorists get away 5 times in a 24 hour period. And he really knows how to make them "die hard". "Yipee-kai-yay mofo".

 

[Oceandevi]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: Oceandevi
Fedor option?

Too abstract. The instant either jack or john mentioned fighting him, he'd go to indonesia and join an underwater polo fighting league.

Just include sambo happy time and he is all good.

 

[MegaVovaN]

wtf is this lolbayer shit

John McClane PWNS J00 ALLZ

 

[Darwin333]

Jack Bauer would beat John McClane to within an inch of his life. Then John McClane will kill Jack Bauer and smoke a cigarette.

Seriously, Jack Bauer is a bad ass and all but he has done nothing to match tying a fire hose around his ass and jumping off the roof of a skyscrapper's as the roof blows up then shoots out a window and pendelums back inside the building. And Jack Bauer has never "killed a helicopter with a car".

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: clamum
I can't vote against my man Jack Bauer.

I concur! :beer: