Jack and Jill joke

[The Batt?sai]

Sex in the Dark
Jack and Jill have been married for 20 years. Everytime since their honeymoon, they have always had sex with the lights off.

So one day, Jill asked Jack, "Can we do it with the lights on?" Jack said okay and they did whatever. After they were finished, Jill looked down and saw that Jack had been using a sex toy and not his D***.

Jill said, "Can you explain this"
Jack said, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids".

 

[moshquerade]

ban

 

[KLin]

Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with $1.25. Jill came down with $2.50.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: KLin
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with $1.25. Jill came down with $2.50.

😕

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: KLin
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with $1.25. Jill came down with $2.50.

No, no, no.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came back with two fifty.
That f*ckin' slut.

- M4H

 

[alimoalem]

lol good one OP

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: KLin
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with $1.25. Jill came down with $2.50.

They sure didn't go up for water. :laugh:

 

[Zim Hosein]

Hehe 🙂

Cheers quasarsky :beer:

 

[Neurorelay]

That was good.

 

[CorCentral]

An even better Jack and Jill worry.


Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell in and could'nt swim,!!!!!! Neither could Jill.

 

[Goosemaster]

:thumbsup:

 

[irBABoON]

ewwwwwwwww groody

 

[Connoisseur]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: KLin
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with $1.25. Jill came down with $2.50.

No, no, no.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came back with two fifty.
That f*ckin' slut.

- M4H

Dude don't start plagiarising 😛 Besides get it correct. If you're gonna do the Dice man, do it right...

" Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That f***in' whore."

-Andrew Dice Clay