I've Solved The Gay Marriage Controversy!!

[Gizmo j]

Very often whenever someone expresses their opposition to gay marriage they claim if we allow that it would lead to pedophilia, incest, polygamy, necrophilia, and bestiality.

I've even heard people claim that gay marriage would lead to FORCE marriages. D:

I'm a big supporter of the LGBT community and whenever I hear someone make these claims I wonder what could we do to infuriate these people as much as theoretically possible and just recently I FOUND THE ANSWER!😀

We need to make an Amendment that reads "Every U.S. Citizen Must Be Married To Every Living Thing That Has Or Ever Will Exist On Earth."

Meaning you would be married to all your family members, neighbors, pets, Socrates, The Prophet Mohammed, Neanderthals, EVERYONE! ()🙂

The anti-LGBT community would be left DUMBFOUNDED and would have no type of argument against gay marriage any longer. 🙂

 

[Platypus]

...whenever I hear someone make these claims I wonder what could we do to infuriate these people as much as theoretically possible...

Live your life happily in spite of them. They mean nothing.

 

[Murloc]

 

[Zim Hosein]

🙄

Very often whenever someone expresses their opposition to gay marriage they claim if we allow that it would lead to pedophilia, incest, polygamy, necrophilia, and bestiality.

I've even heard people claim that gay marriage would lead to FORCE marriages. D:

I'm a big supporter of the LGBT community and whenever I hear someone make these claims I wonder what could we do to infuriate these people as much as theoretically possible and just recently I FOUND THE ANSWER!😀

We need to make an Amendment that reads "Every U.S. Citizen Must Be Married To Every Living Thing That Has Or Ever Will Exist On Earth."

Meaning you would be married to all your family members, neighbors, pets, Socrates, The Prophet Mohammed, Neanderthals, EVERYONE! ()🙂

The anti-LGBT community would be left DUMBFOUNDED and would have no type of argument against gay marriage any longer. 🙂

🙄

 

[Iron Woode]

🙄

LOL

That made my day.

:awe:

 

[soulcougher73]

You should just stop thinking. The world would be better off.

 

[KeithP]

The only proper response to this thread is to add the OP to your ignore list.

 

[Zim Hosein]

LOL

That made my day.

:awe:

Glad I could be of service Iron Woode! :beer; 😀

 

[shortylickens]

I feel dumber just for having read that.

And lord knows I wasn't too high up the totem pole already.

 

[IronWing]

ATOT has already gone the other direction and adopted asexual reporduction as their only viable path to getting any.

 

[88keys]

You should just stop thinking existing. The world would be better off.

FIFY

 

[shortylickens]

ATOT has already gone the other direction and adopted asexual reporduction as their only viable path to getting any.

I dont think you know what those words mean.

 

[zinfamous]

You should just stop thinking. The world would be better off.

Drinking. I'm sure you meant to say, "Stop drinking, OP."


And I agree.