I've lost my keys !

[IBhacknU]

Can anyone help me find them?

 

[Paul]

Call 1900-ILOSTIT and have your Credit Card ready!

 

[Yeeny]

Look in your pocketbook?

 

[yakko]

Did you check the freezer?

 

[IBhacknU]

not in the freezer

What's that psychic hotline number?

 

[Mday]

is it up your :Q?

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paul, how is "i los tit" supposed to help?

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did you throw them out? i lost a box of checks that way...

is one of them still in the lock, and the rest dangling? happened to me... um, twice...

did they fall on the floor?

dog?

behind the couch?

under the couch?

did i mention, up your :Q?

how about the toilet?

 

[apoppin]

Don't worry, when you find them they will be in the last place you look.

I always thought keys, remote controls, etc. (items usually misplaced) should have a 'page' function that allows them to 'beep' loudly to help you locate them.

Our 'resident psychic' at the radio station I worked at, was able to help most DJs find lost keys (except mine).

If you lose your keys alot, duplicate them and keep them in only one place for next time.

 

[ltk007]

You didn't lose them, you left them in the door! I took em.

 

[Mday]

well, it's always in the last place you look. WHY?

because after you find them, you stop looking.

 

[ltk007]

Mday- thank you obviousman! Once again pointing out the obvious and ridding the world of stupidity.

 

[IBhacknU]

Well...
no Mday, I didn't look there.

Checked the door

No dog

Not behind the couch

Not under the couch

(Not even between the cushions)

Already flushed the toilet

AND, I check the trash BEFORE I threw it out.

I have a feeling my 16 month old daughter had something to do with it. I will wait, and let them surface on their own.

hmmmm??? my arse?

 

[IBhacknU]

Found them!

actually, my 16 month old daugther came up to me holding them. Wonder where she had them hidden all that time?

 

[DAM]

diaper?


dam(pew)

 

[kranky]

Glad you got 'em back. When I saw what you said about your 16-month-old daughter, I was ready to post a solution that I heard before, but I'll mention it anyway.

A lady lost her keys and was sure her little one had taken them. The mom got another set of keys and handed them to the kid, and watched. The kid walked toddled into the bedroom and put them in the pile of dirty clothes... right next to the lost set. Voila!

 

[Hyper99]

little children look at them as toy
that why they have a hold of it
happen to us too when I was a teenager
with my aunt
she couldn't find the key
I had a hint that the baby had something to do with it
he was hiding it too
so I asked him where is the key?
he took it under his butt and gave them to me.
heehee somehow little children seem to adore me.
I did something crazy once
stick my tongue out
and did it back to his mom.
roll my eyeball around in 360 degree
next thing you know he does it too.
hehe
this crack me up

 

[IBhacknU]

kranky writes:

A lady lost her keys and was sure her little one had taken them. The mom got another set of keys and handed them to the kid, and watched. The kid walked toddled into the bedroom and put them in the pile of dirty clothes... right next to the lost set. Voila!


That's a good one.

I'll have to try that next time!

 

[Mday]

That is so cute