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I've just visited Chuck-E-Cheese for the first time

Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: paulney
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Now I know why we have such an obesity problem in the US.
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How does visiting Chuck E. Cheese automatically make you fat???
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*facepalm* christ somebody needs to take you out of the genepool
 
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: paulney
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Now I know why we have such an obesity problem in the US.
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How does visiting Chuck E. Cheese automatically make you fat???
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They serve the ultimate concoctions of fat in circles of various sizes, lovingly called 'pizza'. Also, fat in sticks, fat in rolls and fat in cubes. And judging by the patrons of said entertainment and fine dining establishment, both them and their kids are regular customers there.

For chrissakes, if there is a place to serve healthy food, that is it. The ultimate 'teach your kids to eat the good stuff' place. They do have so called salads, but it's an insult to any self-respecting vegetable.
 
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: paulney
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Now I know why we have such an obesity problem in the US.
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How does visiting Chuck E. Cheese automatically make you fat???
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I was wondering that myself. The kids eat like one or two pieces of pizza, then leave the rest because they want to go play in the tubes or get tokens for the games.

Now, the snot crusted play equipment---that's another story.
 
Originally posted by: paulney
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: paulney
🙁

Now I know why we have such an obesity problem in the US.
Click to expand...

How does visiting Chuck E. Cheese automatically make you fat???
Click to expand...

They serve the ultimate concoctions of fat in circles of various sizes, lovingly called 'pizza'. Also, fat in sticks, fat in rolls and fat in cubes. And judging by the patrons of said entertainment and fine dining establishment, both them and their kids are regular customers there.

For chrissakes, if there is a place to serve healthy food, that is it. The ultimate 'teach your kids to eat the good stuff' place. They do have so called salads, but it's an insult to any self-respecting vegetable.
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Yea but you go there to have fun and you eat pizza and run through the tubes to work it off. It's not like they eat their every day.
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: paulney
🙁

Now I know why we have such an obesity problem in the US.
Click to expand...

How does visiting Chuck E. Cheese automatically make you fat???
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I was wondering that myself. The kids eat like one or two pieces of pizza, then leave the rest because they want to go play in the tubes or get tokens for the games.

Now, the snot crusted play equipment---that's another story.
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It might be a pure coincidence of course, but I've never seen such a concentration of morbidly obese and overweight people outside of Midwest before.
 
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Yea but you go there to have fun and you eat pizza and run through the tubes to work it off. It's not like they eat their every day.
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It's not an algebraic equation: X pizza slices - N minutes in the tubes = 0 calories. Win! Win! Win!

It's about learning lifestyle and proper food choices from the childhood. Besides, you do realize, that about the only equipment for active exercise there were the crawling tubes for toddlers? The rest for 'sit your ass off' rally and space flight games...

The same goes for other kids places we've been to (Pump It Up, etc): they all serve the same damn pizza and coke. What's up with that?
 
My vague memories of childhood and Chuck E. Cheese have very, very little to do with the pizza, despite me being a lardass when I was a kid. The place was all about the games. I didn't give a flying bleep if they served pizza or tofurkey.
 
Originally posted by: paulney

The same goes for other kids places we've been to (Pump It Up, etc): they all serve the same damn pizza and coke. What's up with that?
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It's almost as if kids like pizza or something!
 
Originally posted by: paulney
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: paulney
🙁

Now I know why we have such an obesity problem in the US.
Click to expand...

How does visiting Chuck E. Cheese automatically make you fat???
Click to expand...

They serve the ultimate concoctions of fat in circles of various sizes, lovingly called 'pizza'. Also, fat in sticks, fat in rolls and fat in cubes. And judging by the patrons of said entertainment and fine dining establishment, both them and their kids are regular customers there.

For chrissakes, if there is a place to serve healthy food, that is it. The ultimate 'teach your kids to eat the good stuff' place. They do have so called salads, but it's an insult to any self-respecting vegetable.
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Oh FUCK THAT. Who the hell wants to go to a party so they can eat soy protein? Screw that, it's a place for kids to go and have a ball.
 
Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Originally posted by: paulney
Originally posted by: zerocool84
Originally posted by: paulney
🙁

Now I know why we have such an obesity problem in the US.
Click to expand...

How does visiting Chuck E. Cheese automatically make you fat???
Click to expand...

They serve the ultimate concoctions of fat in circles of various sizes, lovingly called 'pizza'. Also, fat in sticks, fat in rolls and fat in cubes. And judging by the patrons of said entertainment and fine dining establishment, both them and their kids are regular customers there.

For chrissakes, if there is a place to serve healthy food, that is it. The ultimate 'teach your kids to eat the good stuff' place. They do have so called salads, but it's an insult to any self-respecting vegetable.
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Oh FUCK THAT. Who the hell wants to go to a party so they can eat soy protein? Screw that, it's a place for kids to go and have a ball.
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If some folks had their way all restaurants would serve soyburgers and wheatgrass.
 
When I was in elementary school, you could take your report card there. An 'A' was worth a token and 2 B's were worth a token.
 
Originally posted by: invidia
But they burn all that fat away anyways playing in the bacteria infected ball pits and the germ tubes.
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And any fat that is remaining after the day gets eaten away by the ensuing dysentery. Yay!
 
Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Originally posted by: invidia
But they burn all that fat away anyways playing in the bacteria infected ball pits and the germ tubes.
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And any fat that is remaining after the day gets eaten away by the ensuing dysentery. Yay!
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You laugh, but my daughter just puked her stomach out. Effing A.
 
i went there recently for my friends sons birthday and the pizza is even better then i remember
 
Originally posted by: TheVrolok
Now, I haven't been to that place in probably .. 16 years .. but damn I remember that pizza being tasty!
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The Pizza is good, and they serve Beer, well a lot of them have Beer any ways.

If their arcade had non kiddie games like Dave N Busters I could go there every day.

Pizza + Beer + Video Games = pure win! Last time I went to a Chuckie Cheese they didn't have a good selection in the arcade. The games were for tikes, hay I see nothing wrong with a 6 year old playing House Of The Dead III 😀
 
So did any drunk parents get in fights and have the police called? That's what usually happens at the CeC around here.
 
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