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I've just seen the filthiest house ever

DVad3r

DVad3r

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Remember that Friends episode where Ross goes on a date with that hot girl and her house turns out to be a total fuckin ruin? I just had the same experience, except this house was worse. I had to take a shower when I got home, and I almost threw up from the stench there.

I honestly have no fuckin clue how someone could live like that. Dogs in cages have a more suitable and sanitary environment than that.

I'm really, really disgusted, and my good day that I've been having ended on a negative note. I still have the smell stuck in my nose and on my clothes I think, it's terrible.
 
Originally posted by: DVad3r
Remember that Friends episode where Ross goes on a date with that hot girl and her house turns out to be a total fuckin ruin? I just had the same experience, except this house was worse. I had to take a shower when I got home, and I almost threw up from the stench there.

I honestly have no fuckin clue how someone could live like that. Dogs in cages have a more suitable and sanitary environment than that.

I'm really, really disgusted, and my good day that I've been having ended on a negative note. I still have the smell stuck in my nose and on my clothes I think, it's terrible.
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You had a date w/ a hot girl? Shens! 😛
 
Yea she was in the "hot" category, but I honestly wouldn't touch her with your penis if I was mind controlling you. Not after seeing that filthy house.
 
Originally posted by: DVad3r
Yea she was in the "hot" category, but I honestly wouldn't touch her with your penis if I was mind controlling you. Not after seeing that filthy house.
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Not even double bagged? :Q
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: DVad3r
Yea she was in the "hot" category, but I honestly wouldn't touch her with your penis if I was mind controlling you. Not after seeing that filthy house.
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Not even double bagged? :Q
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From the way it sounds, it would be a triple or quadruple bagged occasion.
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: DVad3r
Yea she was in the "hot" category, but I honestly wouldn't touch her with your penis if I was mind controlling you. Not after seeing that filthy house.
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Not even double bagged? :Q
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full metal jacket to the head*



*😉
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: DVad3r
Yea she was in the "hot" category, but I honestly wouldn't touch her with your penis if I was mind controlling you. Not after seeing that filthy house.
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Not even double bagged? :Q
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No, not double bagged, quadruple bagged, whatever. I honestly wanted to go home 3 seconds after stepping through the door. Instead I endured 45 grueling minutes because I'm just a fuckin nice guy.
 
Originally posted by: DVad3r
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: DVad3r
Yea she was in the "hot" category, but I honestly wouldn't touch her with your penis if I was mind controlling you. Not after seeing that filthy house.
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Not even double bagged? :Q
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No, not double bagged, quadruple bagged, whatever. I honestly wanted to go home 3 seconds after stepping through the door. Instead I endured 45 grueling minutes because I'm just a fuckin nice guy.
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Apparently not DVad3r! 😉

 
When I was a cop, I went to a house for some call or another and it was DISGUSTING. I ended up calling a detective out to write a child endangerment ticket. No sheets on beds, animal crap on the ground, 4 year old running around in underwear.. and SHIT EVERYWHERE.
 
Originally posted by: DVad3r
Remember that Friends episode FAIL NO.1 where Ross FAIL NO.2 goes on a date with that hot girl and her house turns out to be a total fuckin ruin? I just had the same experience, FAIL NO.3 except this house was worse. I had to take a shower when I got home, and I almost threw up from the stench there.

I honestly have no fuckin clue how someone could live like that. Dogs in cages have a more suitable and sanitary environment than that.

I'm really, really disgusted, and my good day that I've been having ended on a negative note. I still have the smell stuck in my nose and on my clothes I think, it's terrible.
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That wasn't her house. That was her foolproof way of getting you to never, ever call again.

Admit it, you brought up your manlove for Ross and Friends on the date, didn't you? 😛

:laugh:

 
Originally posted by: TallBill
When I was a cop, I went to a house for some call or another and it was DISGUSTING. I ended up calling a detective out to write a child endangerment ticket. No sheets on beds, animal crap on the ground, 4 year old running around in underwear.. and SHIT EVERYWHERE.
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You were a police officer TallBill? 😕
 
Its a mystery to me how a girl will take so much pride and time into her personal appearance yet live in such a fucking pigsty there is no room to walk or sit down anywhere.
 
Originally posted by: TallBill
When I was a cop, I went to a house for some call or another and it was DISGUSTING. I ended up calling a detective out to write a child endangerment ticket. No sheets on beds, animal crap on the ground, 4 year old running around in underwear.. and SHIT EVERYWHERE.
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Yea well, this was probably similar to that. It was a bio-hazard. I thought my leaving plates and empty water bottles/cans around my computer desk was messy. And she admitted to having a dog and cat that shit/pissed everywhere around the house, and how she hasn't gotten around to cleaning the carpets "yet". My only question is, where the fuck is the cat/dog that these things haven't been cleaned "yet".

I basically told her that I'm trying to contain myself not to throw up, and I actually spent 80 % of my time there on her porch, in the cold, but with fresh air 🙂
 
Originally posted by: I Saw OJ
Its a mystery to me how a girl will take so much pride and time into her personal appearance yet live in such a fucking pigsty there is no room to walk or sit down anywhere.
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She asked me to sit down I said no thx, I'd rather stand, and I did.
 
Originally posted by: DVad3r
Originally posted by: TallBill
When I was a cop, I went to a house for some call or another and it was DISGUSTING. I ended up calling a detective out to write a child endangerment ticket. No sheets on beds, animal crap on the ground, 4 year old running around in underwear.. and SHIT EVERYWHERE.
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Yea well, this was probably similar to that. It was a bio-hazard. I thought my leaving plates and empty water bottles/cans around my computer desk was messy. And she admitted to having a dog and cat that shit/pissed everywhere around the house, and how she hasn't gotten around to cleaning the carpets "yet". My only question is, where the fuck is the cat/dog that these things haven't been cleaned "yet".

I basically told her that I'm trying to contain myself not to throw up, and I actually spent 80 % of my time there on her porch, in the cold, but with fresh air 🙂
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Originally posted by: DVad3r
Originally posted by: I Saw OJ
Its a mystery to me how a girl will take so much pride and time into her personal appearance yet live in such a fucking pigsty there is no room to walk or sit down anywhere.
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She asked me to sit down I said no thx, I'd rather stand, and I did.
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Which one was it DVad3r? 😕

 
There have been some pretty nasty pictures posted on this board of places before. The heavy smoker houses are the worst ones.
 
a friend of mine has a rental property and it took about 4 months to evict the tenants after they stopped paying rent last year. Since they knew they were getting kicked out, they just pretty much trashed out the house...there was dog shit everywhere and all of the matresses reeked of urine. Just walking by the bedrooms made me nearly throw up. To top it off, they were smokers as well, so the smoke stench was on everything. The kitchen was a disaster zone...They left some pizza boxes with some slices of pizza still in them on the counter and unwashed dishes in the sink, fridge and microwave...no telling how long this stuff was out.

We were in the house the day after they got evicted, so they had to be living in that shit hole with their 12 year old daughter, but there is no telling how long it took them to totally fvck up the house like that...
 
When I was house hunting I ran into one of these. It was a nice little ranch. The first floor apparently was the garage bin for all the local fast food restaurants. You literally couldn't walk into the bedrooms the empty wrappers and cups were piled so high without wading knee deep in them. And then there was the basement. Litter box for the cats and backyard for the dogs. Best part was, there was a note on the front door that asked us to take our shoes off before entering so we didn't track dirt onto their pet shit/piss stained carpet.

Edited for atrocious spelling.
 
My neighbors have a similar stench coming from their apartment. One day they had their door open for about 5 minutes and the smell in the hallway was so bad that I almost retched just trying to get into my door. I don't understand how some people can live like filthy animals.
 
Well when I initially came in she asked me to sit down, and I said "no thx, Ill stand". After a few minutes I couldn't take it anymore and went outside.

And yea I can't believe how some people live. The house she was in was just over a year old. It was a total fuckin diasaster. Showering today in the morning, I had to put soap into my nostrils because I still had the stench on me. All my clothes I wore I put right into the washer.

 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: TallBill
When I was a cop, I went to a house for some call or another and it was DISGUSTING. I ended up calling a detective out to write a child endangerment ticket. No sheets on beds, animal crap on the ground, 4 year old running around in underwear.. and SHIT EVERYWHERE.
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You were a police officer TallBill? 😕
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savoyboy????
 
Originally posted by: evident
wow. do you think she has any legit excuse for her house smelling like poo?
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I asked, she said she had roomates that made that mess, and that she is not cleaning up because she is "moving out" soon. I have no clue why she is moving out of a brand new house that she just moved into...

 
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