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Tell her that the radio waves are actually taking pictures of her body and pasting it in under Marmaduke out there... she'll get the royalty check sent to her mother's house in an obvious envelope.
 
Originally posted by: Biggerhammer
Tell her that the radio waves are actually taking pictures of her body and pasting it in under Marmaduke out there... she'll get the royalty check sent to her mother's house in an obvious envelope.
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lol@marmaduke 😀
 
What about wireless cell phones for phone sex? 😛

Porn tv?

Or even wired internet... her emails about bunnies and nice stuff travel down the same dirty wires that transmit that stuff. 😛
 
The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Me up all night honking me horn for porn, porn, porn!
 
Originally posted by: Sluggo
Originally posted by: sharkeeper
This is nothing against the women, but I gotta tell you this takes the cake!

This was overheard in the internet cafe last spring and I thought I'd share it with ATOT.

Woman:

"I cannot stay in the same room or even within a hundred feet of a person using a wireless adapter on a personal computer. See there is a radio in that computer that is sending the data out, broadcasting bits of information that passes right through our bodies at any given time. You know what people look at on the internet? I'll tell you. I've seen them looking at sites with young women having sex with large breed dogs! Yes all that filth is passing through our bodies polluting our insides and destroying our souls. Wireless access is evil and should be forbidden."

That speaks for itself eh?
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Thats when you speak up and say "Lady after all the porn I have been surfing for the past 20 minutes, there cant be much left of your soul now anyway....BTW, Nice Shoes" 😛
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Oh G-d would that have been funny.
 
Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
Originally posted by: sharkeeper
This is nothing against the women, but I gotta tell you this takes the cake!

This was overheard in the internet cafe last spring and I thought I'd share it with ATOT.

Woman:

"I cannot stay in the same room or even within a hundred feet of a person using a wireless adapter on a personal computer. See there is a radio in that computer that is sending the data out, broadcasting bits of information that passes right through our bodies at any given time. You know what people look at on the internet? I'll tell you. I've seen them looking at sites with young women having sex with large breed dogs! Yes all that filth is passing through our bodies polluting our insides and destroying our souls. Wireless access is evil and should be forbidden."

That speaks for itself eh?
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That you should be minding your own business?
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she's clearly an idiot, he had a right to listen and be entertained
 
I read this yesterday and had to throw in 2 or more cents. I am not agreeing or disagreeing but I had a thought.

No offense sharkeeper but anytime a person starts off by saying . . . "This is nothing against the woman . . . " There is probably something against the woman or person or idea.

What about this takes the cake? The fact that this woman believes in the presence of a soul? Or that outside influences are damaging hers?

Here is something to think about. Since we cannot scientifically prove or disprove that we have a soul, how could we know what is tainting it?
 
Originally posted by: insaneanna
I read this yesterday and had to throw in 2 or more cents. I am not agreeing or disagreeing but I had a thought.

No offense sharkeeper but anytime a person starts off by saying . . . "This is nothing against the woman . . . " There is probably something against the woman or person or idea.

What about this takes the cake? The fact that this woman believes in the presence of a soul? Or that outside influences are damaging hers?

Here is something to think about. Since we cannot scientifically prove or disprove that we have a soul, how could we know what is tainting it?
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shut up you stupid bitch
 
because what part of the bible says we have a soul specifically or was that st. augustine throwing in some of plato's ideas into the stew?

the point with this women is that electromagnetic waves with info are passing through our bodies all the time, she bans wireless internet but what about cell phones, GPS and what-ever else
 
No offense sharkeeper but anytime a person starts off by saying . . . "This is nothing against the woman . . . " There is probably something against the woman or person or idea.

What about this takes the cake? The fact that this woman believes in the presence of a soul? Or that outside influences are damaging hers?
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What I meant is not to offend women as in to sound like a chauvinist. 😛

I'm sorry to let everyone down. I usually have sound clips of this kind of thing. Of course rules dictate that the best things happen when the camera crew or sound person is on break. Always has, always will.

It's one of those things where you had to be there to see it and hear it. The expressions on the people hearing this were (what else?) priceless!

That's one thing very interesting about shipboard life is you always see a changing crowd. Rarely a dull moment.
 
Originally posted by: insaneanna
Good comeback Ameesh.

Careful, your knuckles could be permanently scarred by dragging on the ground.
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take youre troll flamebait to some other forum, troglodytes aren't welcome here
 
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