I've heard it all now

[sharkeeper]

This is nothing against the women, but I gotta tell you this takes the cake!

This was overheard in the internet cafe last spring and I thought I'd share it with ATOT.

Woman:

"I cannot stay in the same room or even within a hundred feet of a person using a wireless adapter on a personal computer. See there is a radio in that computer that is sending the data out, broadcasting bits of information that passes right through our bodies at any given time. You know what people look at on the internet? I'll tell you. I've seen them looking at sites with young women having sex with large breed dogs! Yes all that filth is passing through our bodies polluting our insides and destroying our souls. Wireless access is evil and should be forbidden."

That speaks for itself eh?

 

[Koenigsegg]

Originally posted by: sharkeeper
This is nothing against the women, but I gotta tell you this takes the cake!

This was overheard in the internet cafe last spring and I thought I'd share it with ATOT.

Woman:

"I cannot stay in the same room or even within a hundred feet of a person using a wireless adapter on a personal computer. See there is a radio in that computer that is sending the data out, broadcasting bits of information that passes right through our bodies at any given time. You know what people look at on the internet? I'll tell you. I've seen them looking at sites with young women having sex with large breed dogs! Yes all that filth is passing through our bodies polluting our insides and destroying our souls. Wireless access is evil and should be forbidden."

That speaks for itself eh?

That you should be minding your own business?

 

[EGGO]

Hahahahaholy crap.

 

[Crusty]

 

[Kaervak]

Human Stupidity - 9,999,999,999,999
Human Intelligence - 500


Loosing battle.

 

[sharkeeper]

That you should be minding your own business?

You cannot help overhearing someone speaking right behind you.

 

[LongAce]

Run. Don't come back. Crazy b*tch...

 

[suse920]

rofl

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Best. Quote. Ever.

 

[KarenMarie]

hahahahaha!!!!

 

[DAGTA]

Yet, I'd bet that she uses cell phones.

 

[Mellman]

was she hot?

 

[MichaelD]

My money says her Pastor put that thought in her small, easily impressionable and malleable head.

 

[her209]

You should have told that people have phone sex and all those waves are tickling her coochie down there.

 

[SpanishFry]

i would've aimed my laptop at her

 

[NiKeFiDO]

sounds like something my mom would say.
no joke.

 

[bigrash]

wow, she sounds like a keeper.

 

[ubergeekmeister]

Originally posted by: bigrash
wow, she sounds like a keeper.

Yeah, I saved it out. Lunacy is fun.

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: sharkeeper
This is nothing against the women, but I gotta tell you this takes the cake!

This was overheard in the internet cafe last spring and I thought I'd share it with ATOT.

Woman:

"I cannot stay in the same room or even within a hundred feet of a person using a wireless adapter on a personal computer. See there is a radio in that computer that is sending the data out, broadcasting bits of information that passes right through our bodies at any given time. You know what people look at on the internet? I'll tell you. I've seen them looking at sites with young women having sex with large breed dogs! Yes all that filth is passing through our bodies polluting our insides and destroying our souls. Wireless access is evil and should be forbidden."

That speaks for itself eh?

Thats when you speak up and say "Lady after all the porn I have been surfing for the past 20 minutes, there cant be much left of your soul now anyway....BTW, Nice Shoes"

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: her209
You should have told that people have phone sex and all those waves are tickling her coochie down there.

:laugh:

 

[swtethan]

wireless goes farther than 100 ft ;-) muahaha filling your mind full of porn now!

 

[MX2]

I have heard guys say crap that is just as ridiculous and moronic.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: sharkeeper
"You know what people look at on the internet? I'll tell you. I've seen them looking at sites with young women having sex with large breed dogs!"

Sorry, time for me to find a new fetish.

 

[swtethan]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: sharkeeper
"You know what people look at on the internet? I'll tell you. I've seen them looking at sites with young women having sex with large breed dogs!"

Sorry, time for me to find a new fetish.

youre damn right youre sorry!

 

[Eli]

lol..