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ive had a hard life

on ATOT

and in general

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"Knock off the spoof threads in OS, or we'll ask that you no longer post here."

"Why you would resurrect a 5 month-old dead deaL just to troll about Madonna is beyond me. What isn't beyond me is that, if you do it again, you will have lots of time away from here to contemplate the why of it."

"If you can't manage to control yourself, I will do it for you."

"Nothing wrong with giving people options, it's the way you say it. What about COURTESY?"

"Question - what are you? 16 years old?"

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first!

Aren't you disgusted by how unmanly you act? You must have the confidence of a three toed sloth in a 100m race. Nobody is attracted to this kind of behavior, kindly grow a pair.
 
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i cant help the way i am, i was born this way

Trust me, if I could travel back through time and "unborn" you, or at least convince your mother to lay off the drugs while pregnant with you, I would. But I just watched Napoleon Dynamite and I'm pretty sure that in reality time travel is just an electric shock to the nuts, and I don't want no part of that. Sorry.
 
Trust me, if I could travel back through time and "unborn" you, or at least convince your mother to lay off the drugs while pregnant with you, I would. But I just watched Napoleon Dynamite and I'm pretty sure that in reality time travel is just an electric shock to the nuts, and I don't want no part of that. Sorry.

dont forget to insert the crystals

also dont you talk bad about my mamma
 
I've had a hard life. I grew up without an MP3 player. IIRC, they weren't even available until I was 18 years old (1998)!
 
i can try but if i rush a pome then its often of sub par quality.

lets see...

"it doesnt run in the family
but it runs in the jeans
the dreaded diahrea
its worsened by beans"

you should insert a 'the' before 'beans' .. better cadence
 
you know i have thought about it but my pomes are pretty specialize and i dont know if there is anyone who can write melody to do them justice

maybe enya?

These are details that can be sorted out after you no longer have a paycheque.

I predict that the immediacy of needing food to eat will cause the way forward to become evident.

Don't count on a serving job at the local cafe to get you by while you wait for your big break though - the aspiring 30-something actors have those positions filled😉

Unfortunately, I don't think monty python is actively recording new music anymore.

BTW, if you really snapped that poem out of thin air in a few minutes I'm fairly impressed, it has a nice meter, and I certainly chuckled. It's much better than Rhianna's latest.
 
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