"I've got eight bosses, Bob." "Eight?" "Eight, Bob!"

[xirtam]

You wouldn't believe how much my office is like Office Space/Dilbert.

Got an email today from one of my bosses on Lindows.

What is the main focal question?

"Could this be the start of a new paradigm shift?"

ROFL!

 

[Soulflare]

As long as you complete those TPS reports correctly...

 

[bmacd]

omfg...kmart is soooo office space.

-=bmacd=-

edit: we have almost everybody in the cast...one of my best friends is milton, except he doesn't have the stapler problem, however he has that annoying "mm...but i was mmm...blah" stuttering thing. We have PLC reports every morning that change constantly.

Um...can't think of anything else

 

[brnbngls]

"I already you told you....I deal with the GD customers so the engineers don't have to. I'm good with people. Why can't you see that? I have people skills d****t! What the hell is wrong with you people?!"

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

What the hell are TPS Reports anyway?? <serious question>

 

[HiveMaster]

I work for a computer firm 9-5, and for myself part time. My computer boss knows far more about the systems and the code that we use than I ever will. And he leaves me alone and lets me do my job. All my performance reviews have been positive. I have survived 2 RIF's and just got a retention bonus. I make 5k a year more than I did at my last job and I do half the work. I am salaried but cannot remember the last time I worked more than 8 hours in a day or more than 40 in a week.

I love my job.

 

[Bobomatic]

What the hell are TPS Reports anyway?? <serious question>

"it means nothing, like ramalamadingdong, or give peace a chance"
-Homer Simpson




But really, I don't know.

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN
What the hell are TPS Reports anyway?? <serious question>

Pieces of paper that you throw fish guts onto.

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN
What the hell are TPS Reports anyway?? <serious question>

Task Preperation Sheet or Task Performance Specifications

could be different from industry to industry.

I have to fill them out for work.

 

[LiLRiceBoi]

LoL

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: xirtam
You wouldn't believe how much my office is like Office Space/Dilbert.
ROFL!

Does your boss say "ummmmmmmm yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, that would be great" all day?

 

[xirtam]

One of them does, actually. And he's never seen the movie.

Another one pats me on the back pretty hard, kinda like the "other" boss in office space.

And yet another one is more like the pointy-haired boss in Dilbert. This would be the "paradigm shift" man who latches onto buzzwords like crazy.

 

[SWirth86]

I was reading the "Still Pumped From Using the Mouse" book of Dilbert comics.....those are the funniest comics ever

 

[brxndxn]

I love that movie....
did anyone else besides me see it when it was in the theatre?


What's wrong with Michael Bolton?
Nothing's was wrong with that name until that no-talent ass-clown came along!
Why don't you just change your name?
Why should I change my name? He's the one that sucks!

 

[Cyberian]

paradigm shift

Please tell your boss "Welcome to 1990" for me!

 

[luv2chill]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
I love that movie....
did anyone else besides me see it when it was in the theatre?

I did... we just took a chance on it and laughed our asses off. It was agony waiting for the DVD.

l2c

 

[Martin]

paradigm shift........baahahahah.......