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I've got a depressed girl on my hands.

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Originally posted by: Nikamichi
Originally posted by: Chompman

If the girl likes those pussies too much you might have to question something 😀
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Why would you question it?

Just go with the flow.

😉
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Hey now I never said it was bad, just that those "questions" would be like "can I watch" 😀
 
Just shoot them THey only get worse. When dogs taste blood they only get worse and ya gotta shoot them. Thats like with girls. They get depressed and go on the downward mental slide, and ya gotta shoot them
 
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Just shoot them THey only get worse. When dogs taste blood they only get worse and ya gotta shoot them. Thats like with girls. They get depressed and go on the downward mental slide, and ya gotta shoot them
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And then do what we hear you do with the dead bodies?

:Q
 
Originally posted by: Chompman
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Just shoot them THey only get worse. When dogs taste blood they only get worse and ya gotta shoot them. Thats like with girls. They get depressed and go on the downward mental slide, and ya gotta shoot them
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:Q
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And then do what we hear you do with the dead bodies?
No shoot her and tget rid of the body this is what you do
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
 
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Originally posted by: Chompman
Originally posted by: FFactory0x
Just shoot them THey only get worse. When dogs taste blood they only get worse and ya gotta shoot them. Thats like with girls. They get depressed and go on the downward mental slide, and ya gotta shoot them
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:Q
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And then do what we hear you do with the dead bodies?
No shoot her and tget rid of the body this is what you do
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
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Kinda slow there man 😛

Some more ideas too 😀
 
Originally posted by: Howard
Anybody got feel-good stories, pictures, clips, etc.?

And I reiterate: anybody that asks for pics, or suggests that I take advantage of her, will receive my penis in their navel.
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Okay, pics? But only if you let me dress up as the pirate this time.
 
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