I've finally decided on my perfect woman

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
You're going to be a virgin forever.

 

[mpitts]

<triumph>

I have a spolier for you..

YOU WILL DIE ALONE!

</triumph>

 

[WarriorWithin]

Originally posted by: Ronstang

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
You're going to be a virgin forever.

That was my first thought.

Mine was if he's being sarcastic, this was the second one

 

[Battleangel3222]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Error 404 Woman Not Found.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Alphathree33

[*]Stops traffic when wearing a miniskirt[/list]
[*]Wears miniskirts[/list]

[*]Gets turned on by Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem[/list]
[*]Has read "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams[/list]
[*]Has read "Foundation" by Issac Asimov[/list]
[*]Gets turned on by large Mersenne prime numbers[/list]
[*]Has read "Dune" by Frank Herbert[/list]

Sorry to burst your bubble but the first two are mutually exclusive of the last five of your wants.

 

[pmoa]

Does not show any signs of aging, ever

hhahaha riiiiiiiiiiiight

 

[ArmchairAthlete]

0 rows returned.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
You're going to be a virgin forever.

 

[LordMorpheus]

there are maybe one or two girls in the world that meet that description, and they are both long since spoken for.

 

[dquan97]

good luck with that!

 

[FoBoT]

hippies are smelly and dirty, why you want a smelly/dirty girl?

 

[Alphathree33]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Alphathree33

[*]Stops traffic when wearing a miniskirt[/list]
[*]Wears miniskirts[/list]

[*]Gets turned on by Gödel's Incompleteness Theorem[/list]
[*]Has read "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams[/list]
[*]Has read "Foundation" by Issac Asimov[/list]
[*]Gets turned on by large Mersenne prime numbers[/list]
[*]Has read "Dune" by Frank Herbert[/list]

Sorry to burst your bubble but the first two are mutually exclusive of the last five of your wants.

Finally someone is beginning to see my problem. 🙂

 

[gigapet]

marrying a cross dressing man would be a lot easier for you i think.

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Error 404 Woman Not Found.

Winner!

 

[SpanishFry]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: notfred
Heh, not a single thing on your list would make my list of "perfect woman characteristics".

I am a fan of miniskirts, but i'd have to agree with you.

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
You're going to be a virgin forever.

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: EyeMNathan
You're going to be a virgin forever.

hahahahaha

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

reminds of that freaky dude who had that webpage 'looking for that someone special'

 

[Sunbird]

Get a fembot!

 

[wiredspider]

um good luck dude

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: Alphathree33



[*]Likes my attempts to use "bling bling", "hizzle fo shizzle", "homie", and "shiznit" in sentences, as in, "That's some nice bling bling my homie; I'm down with that hizzle fo shizzle. You've got the shiznit goin' on!"[/list]

Ummm... Speechless.

 

[Sunbird]

Google:

Your search - perfect women - did not match any females.

Suggestions:
- Make sure all wish list ideas are spelled correctly.
- Try different wishes.
- Try more general wishes.

 

[Pocatello]

You need a few years, the Japanese are working on a Rachel model. If you're lucky, you might get one without the 4 years lifespan limitation.

 

[Muadib]

Stop making excuses, and just admit that you are gay!

 

[Rainsford]

Regarding the title of this thread, I wouldn't exactly say you've "decided" on a perfect woman. You have described your perfect woman, deciding suggests you have actually picked a woman who fits those characteristics, and I just don't think that's going to happen, do you? 😉