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I've been traveling for over a month now... make it stop

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Zeze said:
What is this about everyone mentioning Alky? I recognize his name, but I don't know much about him.

Was he a good troll poster? Good examples for me to check out?
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IndyColtsFan said:
Well I can try my best to imitate him if it helps:

"Pfffft, the OP doesn't even lift, bro!"

"You jelly, brah?"

"Yeah, he mad."

"What do you drive, bro?"

Better?
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Close. Still need the terrible life advice, dumb examples of superiority, and illogical arguments.
 
Don't forget that Alky took all the hardest science level courses in existence. I remember seeing something like, "Botany 102" and "Botany 202".

Bro can probably grow some killer tomatoes.
 
xeemzor said:
Close. Still need the terrible life advice, dumb examples of superiority, and illogical arguments.
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Brah, I was handing out mortgage loans at my dad's bank when I was 8 and designing enterprise fire alarm systems when I was 10. I traded my M3 for a new souped-up minivan with chrome wheels for my kids. No need to be jelly, bro, though I would be if I were you.
 
IndyColtsFan said:
Brah, I was handing out mortgage loans at my dad's bank when I was 8 and designing enterprise fire alarm systems when I was 10. I traded my M3 for a new souped-up minivan with chrome wheels for my kids. No need to be jelly, bro, though I would be if I were you.
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I think I vaguely remember this. Was this the guy who went full-retard and bragged unrealistic achievements?
 
IndyColtsFan said:
Well I can try my best to imitate him if it helps:

"Pfffft, the OP doesn't even lift, bro!"

"You jelly, brah?"

"Yeah, he mad."

"What do you drive, bro?"

Better?
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You missed...

"You must be poor". He uses it less now that he is struggling to support his newly acquired family and ever growing population of cats, but it is classic Alchy!
 
My daddy paid for someone to rebuild everything in a Mustang, but I pretended to put it together with him, so I'm awesome and know everything about cars.

Also, I buy my wife's love with super-expensive watches, you're just jelly you can't afford it.

Also I spend more money on vet bills for stray cats than you spend on your kids in year. Jelly now, bro?
 
JCH13 said:
My daddy paid for someone to rebuild everything in a Mustang, but I pretended to put it together with him, so I'm awesome and know everything about cars.

Also, I buy my wife's love with super-expensive watches, you're just jelly you can't afford it.

Also I spend more money on vet bills for stray cats than you spend on your kids in year. Jelly now, bro?
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This is why you'll always be poor bro. I do the things you can't even imagine.

MINO!
 
IndyColtsFan said:
This thread is MUCH better now.
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We definitely took it up a notch there. As hard as Trident is trying, he can't match Alchy on total delusions of grandeur and horrible decision making. Well at least Trident is no where near as amusing in his downward spiral. Trident's lack of self awareness is much more depressing.
 
Zeze said:
You should check out the trainwreck I've created in my other thread. That'll hold you over.

LOL stupid me.
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aaaaaaaahahahahaa I checked out of the thread before shit got interesting. thanks for leading me back
 
Zeze said:
You should check out the trainwreck I've created in my other thread. That'll hold you over.

LOL stupid me.
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The bioshock one?? How the hell did you end up getting flamed in that? That's why I don't created many threads in ATOT.
 
z1ggy said:
The bioshock one?? How the hell did you end up getting flamed in that? That's why I don't created many threads in ATOT.
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Rainman aka Waffleironhead and his iron memory. The guy spots posting trends like nothing I've ever seen before.
 
nixium said:
Trident, I think you can get 70k in SF entry level... I got 60k after a bachelors in central jersey 8 years ago. The bigger problem is your competition in SF... Everyone wants to live there and there are world class universities around. Unless you have special computing skills, there's no incentive for anyone to interview you when you're out in Phoenix when they have fresh blood being churned out of the berkeleys and Stanfords and even the tier 2 schools. Not to mention all the head hunting and contract companies out there. Better to move there or at least give a local address so that companies think you have roots there.
Otherwise i doubt your 10% interview rate will improve.
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Yeah, I'm considering moving there. Some people I know are saying I should try moving there for a month or two to see if I can get a job. Me and these other people in SF know a lot of other software developers. So, if I moved there, it'd be high likelihood they could just pass my resume along up the chain.

Ns1 said:
if he doesn't get a job within 3-4 months he'll have to compete against the new batch of kids too.
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Yeah, this is starting to become a worry.
 
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