I've been experiencing flatulence and eructations all day

[Random Variable]

Am I going to explode?

Meh, at first, I locked this thread, but I looked at it again and people were having fun, so I unlocked it. But, it's just started to degenerate a little too much. Re-locking.
Besides, my Samuel Adams Honey Porter is almost gone and I'm tired of hitting refresh.
-Anandtech Moderator DrPizza

 

[Gibson486]

According to statistics......no.


but you oculd be that glaring precentage that goes aganist the grain.


so maybe.

 

[akshatp]

Thanks for sharing.

And no, you arent going to explode. Actually, if you werent burping/farting all day then you have a greater chance of exploding. By letting the gas out, you are ensuring yourself of remaining intact.

 

[MegaVovaN]

No, too many holes.

 

[JS80]

so does my 2 week old baby

 

[olds]

Mods,
Please lock this thread and permaban this fucktard.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Mods,
Please lock this thread and permaban this fucktard.

Why? It's true.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Mods,
Please lock this thread and permaban this fucktard.

Why? It's true.

So is you taking it the ass but you don't need to post about it.

 

[Iron Woode]

bodily function threads should be locked.

no one cares about your poop, pee, gas or body odour.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Mods,
Please lock this thread and permaban this fucktard.

Why? It's true.

So is you taking it the ass but you don't need to post about it.

Now we need pics!

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Mods,
Please lock this thread and permaban this fucktard.

Why? It's true.

So is you taking it the ass but you don't need to post about it.

Now we need pics!

Um, no we don't.

 

[Auggie]

Ban Oldsmoboat instead of the OP?

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Mods,
Please lock this thread and permaban this fucktard.

Why? It's true.

So is you taking it the ass but you don't need to post about it.

Now we need pics!

Oh, I have them. But if I posted them, you'd have to ban me. So... YHPM.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Auggie
Ban Oldsmoboat instead of the OP?

Oldsmoboat is an icon. You, however, are dispensible.

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Am I going to explode?

I have hope.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Am I going to explode?

I have hope.

me too

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Am I going to explode?

I have hope.

me too

:laugh:

 

[Regs]

*Plays 1812 overture, op 49 in the background*

Come on damnit, explode all ready.

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: Regs
*Plays 1812 overture, op 49 in the background*

Come on damnit, explode all ready.

If he did - y'know - just explode - would that not be a random variable?

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Mods,
Please lock this thread and permaban this fucktard.

Why? It's true.

So is you taking it the ass but you don't need to post about it.

Now we need pics!

Oh, I have them. But if I posted them, you'd have to ban me. So... YHPM.

Omg, that looks painful and degrading. Why is he grinning? :shocked:

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Mods,
Please lock this thread and permaban this fucktard.

Why? It's true.

So is you taking it the ass but you don't need to post about it.

Now we need pics!

Oh, I have them. But if I posted them, you'd have to ban me. So... YHPM.

Omg, that looks painful and degrading. Why is he grinning? :shocked:

I think it's just the ball gag.

 

[dighn]

wasn't this locked? why is it no longer so?!

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: dighn
wasn't this locked? why is it no longer so?!

Because we need to see if he explodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Regs]

Come to think of it Overture 1812 will also work good with what Oldsmoboat is talking about.

Something about blowing things up and anal rape. Must have something common.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Random Variable

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Mods,
Please lock this thread and permaban this fucktard.

Why? It's true.

So is you taking it the ass but you don't need to post about it.

Now we need pics!

Oh, I have them. But if I posted them, you'd have to ban me. So... YHPM.

Omg, that looks painful and degrading. Why is he grinning? :shocked:

I think it's just the ball gag.

Left or right?