ITT: We complain about things

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
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Me first!

Eggsave shipping....WTF? I ordered my stuff a week ago and USPS still hasn't seen it. I believe DHL is paying one legged midgets to get it to my nearest USPS sort facility (which is 10 miles away from my house).

People that drive 10 under the speed limit. If you are scared to drive, stay the heck off the road. If you need to go somewhere, hitch a ride on one of DHL's one legged midgets.
 

Dirigible

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Apr 26, 2006
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WTF is this shit? I'm busy. Got a stressful job. Got two little kids to take care of. Now my dad has cancer and is in the hospital and my sister has brain damage from a head injury and can't take care of herself? Goddam, this sucks.
 

Krynj

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Jun 21, 2006
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The guy at the bank that says "Have a nice rest of your day", instead of just "Have a nice day."
 

SphinxnihpS

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Feb 17, 2005
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Me first!

Eggsave shipping....WTF? I ordered my stuff a week ago and USPS still hasn't seen it. I believe DHL is paying one legged midgets to get it to my nearest USPS sort facility (which is 10 miles away from my house).

People that drive 10 under the speed limit. If you are scared to drive, stay the heck off the road. If you need to go somewhere, hitch a ride on one of DHL's one legged midgets.

Back in college I delivered pizza. I frequently saw this 98167498273 year old man driving a 1980 Chevy Chevette hatchback with a cardboard sign covering the entire back window (because that's not dangerous) that read: PLEASE DON'T TAILGATE. I never saw him going faster than 20mph. I pulled around him a couple of times and slowed down to 5. He didn't seem upset at this at all as he tailgated me blaring his horn. :)
 

ahenkel

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Jan 11, 2009
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My mother complaining that I haven't given her grandchildren yet.
 

vshah

Lifer
Sep 20, 2003
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when delivery guys don't carry reasonable amounts of change

edit: am I stupid? it took me a good 30 minutes to figure out what ITT meant :(
 
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God Mode

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Jul 2, 2005
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When the takeout delivery place forgets the duck sauce packets even though I told them twice to include some.
 

nutxo

Diamond Member
May 20, 2001
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BK putting mayo on my burger after I ask like 3 times please no mayo.

I actually threw my food at the manager.
 

SsupernovaE

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Dec 12, 2006
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sucks that I'm dying
can't stand incompetent doctors
hate how much my care costs
sucks that my sister has epilepsy
hospital food tastes like shit
to the nurses: take your interpersonal squabbles elsewhere; I don't want to hear that shit
 

coldmeat

Diamond Member
Jul 10, 2007
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i fucking hate that new Google sidebar. Why are they trying to imitate Bing? Bing is crap and now Google is no different. And the new colors and the new logo look too flashy.
 

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
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sucks that I'm dying
can't stand incompetent doctors
hate how much my care costs
sucks that my sister has epilepsy
hospital food tastes like shit
to the nurses: take your interpersonal squabbles elsewhere; I don't want to hear that shit

you're dying?
 

deadlyapp

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Apr 25, 2004
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working 12 hour shifts with nothing to do but twiddle my thumbs.

Asshole construction guys.

That I can't buy a handgun until I'm in state for 90 days, but I can have my friend buy it no problem and hand it to me with no paperwork and be legal.

Threads that are only to complain in.