.....JAPANESE BEETLES!!! are eating my trees! They've taken control of Scott Air Force Base! Hell, I saw a B1 fly over as I was arriving home after ten days away and should have known something was up......
....Put up some traps designed for them....they keep eating my trees and fuvking!!! Soon there will be more....
...HHHAAALLLLPPPPP!!!!
Call out the Marines, the Navy, the Boy Scouts! [I'd call out the Girl Scouts, but all I'd get is a bunch of screaming!]
Ah, I know....smudge pots....but I ain't got no smudge to go in them....anybody know how to make smudge?.....
...before it's too late!
..Thousands of them, no...MILLIONS......The End Is Near!
...HHHAAALLLLPPPPP!!!!
....Put up some traps designed for them....they keep eating my trees and fuvking!!! Soon there will be more....
...HHHAAALLLLPPPPP!!!!
Call out the Marines, the Navy, the Boy Scouts! [I'd call out the Girl Scouts, but all I'd get is a bunch of screaming!]
Ah, I know....smudge pots....but I ain't got no smudge to go in them....anybody know how to make smudge?.....
...before it's too late!
..Thousands of them, no...MILLIONS......The End Is Near!
...HHHAAALLLLPPPPP!!!!
