It's time for....Friday's Joke!

[oldandquitemad]

A young man enters a confessional...

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

And the priest asks, "And who was the woman you were with?"

"Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Liz Shannon?"

"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."

"Was it Cathy Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. Be off with you now."

Tommy walks back to his pew.

His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Five good leads," says Tommy

 

[ultravox]

And I got a good story to tell all day.....thanx. 😉

 

[layne151]

not bad

 

[shiznut123]

hehehe😀

 

[Zapster]

Heard Rodney Dangerfield tell this one in a standup routine in Vegas a few years ago.

 

[minus1972]

HAHA

 

[myputer]

An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home.
They undressed and were about to screw. The woman decided to warn the man
of her heart condition. "I should tell you, I have acute angina. "she said.
The man replied, "that's good because you have the ugliest breasts I ever seen
:Q

 

[BigLance]

I've heard it before but still enjoyed hearing it again !! Nice 🙂