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It's time again- I've got 301 eBay feedbacks to leave.

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To buyer:
Somewhere in another universe, the anti-me bought an invite from you.


To anyone:
Roses are red, I like spaghettio's. Now what in the world rhymes with fellatio?

No, I am a meat popsicle.

Spandex: It's a privilege, not a right.

There is a spoon, you just can't handle it.

If I were a vegetable, would you still have bought from me?

Excellent buyer, except for the fake cash!

She gave me socks!
 
A Ton Of Thanks. Really Useful Lederhosen, Especially Silky!

Response to:

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
you should attempt to spell something mischeivous with the first letters of your feedback......
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Originally posted by: Goth
Thanks for the free 6" yard stick!
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This wasn't meant to be guttertalk. Just the fact that a yard stick can't be six inches long and seeing it would cause someone to do a doubletake.
 
Originally posted by: Goth
A Ton Of Thanks. Really Useful Lederhosen, Especially Silky!
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kinda, I was thinking vertically along the left side though....like:

Another one bites the dust. And it tasted nasty.
This was great! I love fruited Jello.
Only you and I know the true meaning of love.
Tomorrow is the last day on Earth. Don't forget to pay me!
Really wish you'd had put that in a plain envelope....
Unusually agreeable buyer. Hope you like the Rocky Mountain Oysters!
Less is more, so I sent you nothing.
Everyone loves to party....LET'S DO THE MACARENA!
So, what are you doing Friday night?
 
Originally posted by: edro13
If it weren't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year on college.
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*Has aneurysm, found dead in bathroom*

Actually, that wouldn't be a bad feedback to leave.
 
How about some Zim refferences:

I am a normal human wormbaby. You have nothin to fear from me.

You will rue the day you crossed me! RUE! You, begin your ruing!

Auuuuggghh, my squeedily-spooch!


And something random:

If you can't stand the heat stop setting yourself on fire.'


P.S. This is where I come to cry.
 
Originally posted by: yukichigai
How about some Zim refferences:

I am a normal human wormbaby. You have nothin to fear from me.

You will rue the day you crossed me! RUE! You, begin your ruing!

Auuuuggghh, my squeedily-spooch!


And something random:

If you can't stand the heat stop setting yourself on fire.'


P.S. This is where I come to cry.
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Done. 🙂
 
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar
The longest place name is Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi-pukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu - it's in New Zealand
Stewardesses is the longest English word typed only with the left hand
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system - Dan Quayle
Wise men make Gmail auctions but fools bid on them
 
F%$#, I had a post and then it got deleted... sigh...

Okay, musical refferences:


And Iiiiiiiii-eee-iiiiii will always love youuuuu-oo-ee-oo-ee-oooooooo....

I sit. In my desolate room. No lights. No music. JUST ANGER!

Annie is you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
You've been hit by-- you've been struck by a Smooth Criminal.

Johnny rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard...
...'cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil holds the cards.

Oh my God, it's a barrage. I'm tryin' to tell ya all it's Sabotage!

Here's Country Mike! Who's Country Mike? I'm Country Mike!

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.


So many more you could put in.
 
what about feedbackcount++ ?

and of course, postcount++ for me

edit: too late, should've read the whole thread; postcount++ anyway 🙂
 
Randomness:


I'm addicted to you, but you know that you're toxic.

Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve.

You could have it all, my empire of dirt. I could let you down. I could make you hurt.

I questioned the motives of the Boy Scouts shouting, "War!"
"That's the sound of freedom, son," he said, free to say no more.
But wait a minute, Dad, did you actually say "freedom"?
Well if you're dumb enough to vote, you're f%$#ing dumb enough to believe 'em.

Mr. Crowley, won't you ride my white horse?

If you woke up at a different time, in a different place, would you be a different person?

Memory isn't a record, it's an interpretation.
Memory can change the shape of a room or the color of a car.
And it's irrelevant if you have the facts.

I bring nothing to the table.

Where the f%$# are my pants?

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Now you will witness the true power of the Dark Side.

Well it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight.

It's a Menage au trois: you and me and Heineken (check that for spelling)

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain: I'm your biggest fan.

And for dessert we're having coitus, whatever that is.

I like 'em easy, hot and sweet, like a rice krispy treat.
Gee, you know what I really want in a girl? Me.

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?

Get out of my house! And can I come with you?

Bachelor Chow: Now with flavor!

That excuse is lamer than FDR's legs. .... Too soon?
 
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