This seems like a good time to post a quote. This is from a commencement Speech given at Texas A&M by Neal Boortz:
> Something is going to happen soon that is going to really open your
> eyes. You're going to actually get a full time job! You're also going
> to get a lifelong work partner. This partner isn't going to help you do
> your job. This partner is just going to sit back and wait for payday.
> This partner doesn't want to share in your effort, but your earnings.
>
> Your new lifelong partner is actually an agent. An agent representing a
> strange and diverse group of people. An agent for every teenager with
> an illegitimate child. An agent for a research scientist who wanted to
> make some cash answering the age-old question of why monkeys grind their
> teeth. An agent for some poor demented hippie who considers herself to
> be a meaningful and talented artist, but who just can't manage to sell
> any of her artwork on the open market.
>
> Your new partner is an agent for every person with limited, if any, job
> skills .... but who wanted a job at City Hall. An agent for tinhorn
> dictators in fancy military uniforms grasping for American foreign aid.
> An agent for multi-million-dollar companies who want someone else to pay
> for their overseas advertising. An agent for everybody who wants to use
> this agent's unimaginable power for their own personal enrichment and
> benefit. That agent is our wonderful, caring, compassionate, oppressive
> government. Believe me, you will be awed by the unimaginable power this
> agent has. Power that you do not have. A power that no individual has,
> or will have. This agent has the legal power to use force, deadly
> force, to accomplish its goals.
>
> You have no choice here. Your new friend is just going to walk up to
> you, introduce itself rather gruffly, hand you a few forms to fill out,
> and move right on in. Say hello to your own personal one-ton gorilla.
> It will sleep anywhere it wants to. Now, let me tell you, this agent is
> not cheap. As you become successful, it will seize about 40% of
> everything you earn. And no, I'm sorry, there just isn't any way you can
> fire this agent of plunder, and you can't decrease it's share of your
> income. That power rests with him, not you.