It's official, i'm that creepy uncle

[Humpy]

Mayne, listen to me. Do not pass up the opportunity to bang one of your nieces friends if you get the chance.

Seriously homie, you can do this. Keep plenty of cold beer and weed around the house and make it clear they are welcome anytime.

Be cool and calm and tell jokes and make sure you shower and stuff and it will be easy. Dude, just think, if one of them had someone like yourself for a dad? Holy shit! This is gonna be epic.

 

[Newbian]

Remember to listen to their conversations and find the ones with daddy issues.

 

[WelshBloke]

So i'm gonna fuck a 21 year old?
Thanks for the hope.

I think that he's more suggesting that you'll get arrested whilst drunkenly waving your penis at some horrified 21 year old.

Seriously, listen to Perk.

Or you'll be playing the 21 year old woman to Bubba.

 

[cbrunny]

I think that he's more suggesting that you'll get arrested whilst drunkenly waving your penis at some horrified 21 year old.

Seriously, listen to Perk.

Or you'll be playing the 21 year old woman to Bubba.

Helicopter dick helicopter dick. To impress a chick do the helicopter dick.

--Andy Samberg

 

[Linux23]

Remember to listen to their conversations and find the ones with daddy issues.

Lmfao at that pic.

Seriously man. Do what's right....






And bang, bang, bang

 

[cbrunny]

Mayne, take some advice, try this approach: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcrJ1aebF9o

 

[renz20003]

You couldn't pay me enough to be with a 21 year old. You think it's bad listening to them talk about their boyfriends? Try listening to them talk about anything else. It's awful, and believe me they will be running their mouths.

You should go after old hens Mayne, they would rather put out than be put out to the pasture.

 

[Linux23]

You couldn't pay me enough to be with a 21 year old. You think it's bad listening to them talk about their boyfriends? Try listening to them talk about anything else. It's awful, and believe me they will be running their mouths.

You should go after old hens Mayne, they would rather put out than be put out to the pasture.

That's were the pee pee goes when they start yacking.

"It's not going to suck itself ho". Lmfao