It's official, i'm that creepy uncle

[Pulsar]

Candiness. ROFLOL.

Anyway. As has been mentioned, we need pics. And don't just grab them from online - we'll google those out in a second and know you copied them. This situation reminds me of one with my oldest son. A couple years ago we came home and caught him watching porn. His reason? His body made him do it. My wife stared him in the eyes and said with a completely straight face, "DID YOUR PENIS CRAWL OUT OF PANTS AND TYPE THE ADDRESS INTO THE COMPUTER?"

We still giggle about that one.

 

[Mayne]

I can not give you addresses but only fleeting moments of my nights laying in bed under my covers as the rest of the house sleeps.

 

[BurnItDwn]

21 years old, have all the fantasies you want. Its OK to comment/be weird around your nieces friends, but not OK to touch.

You dont have to go to jail then.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Also, do not blatantly take pictures of them and post to anandtech.

You have to be stealthy/sneaky.

 

[Mayne]

DUDE! i've been trying to say this for 20 pages now ffs. sheesh

 

[BxgJ]

I can not give you addresses but only fleeting moments of my nights laying in bed under my covers as the rest of the house sleeps.

I don't think anyone wants to know anything about that. Especially not pics.

 

[nakedfrog]

Candiness. ROFLOL.

Anyway. As has been mentioned, we need pics. And don't just grab them from online - we'll google those out in a second and know you copied them. This situation reminds me of one with my oldest son. A couple years ago we came home and caught him watching porn. His reason? His body made him do it. My wife stared him in the eyes and said with a completely straight face, "DID YOUR PENIS CRAWL OUT OF PANTS AND TYPE THE ADDRESS INTO THE COMPUTER?"

We still giggle about that one.

Whaddya mean, "reason?"
Did you actually ask him why he was doing it?

 

[nakedfrog]

21 years old, have all the fantasies you want. Its OK to comment/be weird around your nieces friends, but not OK to touch.

You dont have to go to jail then.

Why would he go to jail if they're 21? I didn't think Canada was that different than the US.

 

[Mayne]

they are 21 now not reversed age. I feel like i got hormones again.

 

[Mayne]

yeah i drunk too much..classic jimmy

 

[Thebobo]

I appreciate your candiness, but I am going to prison.

Can I visit?

 

[Perknose]

they are 21 now not reversed age. I feel like i got hormones again.

Please listen to me, Mayne. If one of them, after a bunch of drinks and weed, succumbs to your advances, they will be incredibly embarrassed the next day. They will not even remember it well. They will be likely to remember it as you plied them with DRUGS and then took advantage. Now, when their friends start mercilessly teasing them and even outright starting a shaming campaign on, say, Facebook, for having slept with the "creepy uncle", how do you think they will impulsively react. By saying it was RAPE!

Eventually, this gets to the cops, maybe not for a few weeks, but one way or another, eventually. Who's going to believe YOU then? Nobody, that's who.

Keep it to a goddamn fantasy, man. However bad you think your life is now, life in prison for years as a sex offender will be immeasurably worse.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Why would he go to jail if they're 21? I didn't think Canada was that different than the US.

I am assuming he does not have permission/consent.

If he gets consent, then of course its perfectly legal.

Note, please see Perk's reply about "consent" because that can be tricky!!!!

 

[Mayne]

Perknose, please its getting hot now.

I'm just joking around, lol

 

[nakedfrog]

Oh, that wacky uncle Jimmy!

 

[nakedfrog]

I am assuming he does not have permission/consent.

If he gets consent, then of course its perfectly legal.

Note, please see Perk's reply about "consent" because that can be tricky!!!!

Gotcha, I didn't pick up any hints of non-consensual behavior being implied.

 

[MongGrel]

They sure hit 21 fast in two years...

 

[Linux23]

when i have to hear their retarded convos for hours on end about their boyfriends...I can't help but say "You need an older man in your life"...i have a few more phrases besides that.

you're like the Dad from American Beauty.

 

[MongGrel]

you're like the Dad from American Beauty.

Hardly.

 

[Mayne]

I'm more Kevin Spacey than kevin spacey..true story

 

[Newbian]

Please listen to me, Mayne. If one of them, after a bunch of drinks and weed, succumbs to your advances, they will be incredibly embarrassed the next day. They will not even remember it well. They will be likely to remember it as you plied them with DRUGS and then took advantage. Now, when their friends start mercilessly teasing them and even outright starting a shaming campaign on, say, Facebook, for having slept with the "creepy uncle", how do you think they will impulsively react. By saying it was RAPE!

Eventually, this gets to the cops, maybe not for a few weeks, but one way or another, eventually. Who's going to believe YOU then? Nobody, that's who.

Keep it to a goddamn fantasy, man. However bad you think your life is now, life in prison for years as a sex offender will be immeasurably worse.

This is why you go for 2 at the same time as this way it's worth it.

 

[SKORPI0]

Bookmarked this thread for potential photos of Maynes nieces friends. Hope he delivers and ATOT not Syringered.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Mayne shows up after a short hiatus and look at the junk he starts off with.

 

[cbrunny]

Mayne do you talk this much during?

 

[zinfamous]

They sure hit 21 fast in two years...

they grow fast like that in Canada, where 2 years to them is 5 years to the rest of us.