It's official: I'm now a redneck

[DrPizza]

Was on my way to my hunting location, someone had *just* hit a deer. Gonna have some extra venison in the freezer... so, "Roadkill, it's what's for dinner"

 

[MazerRackham]

I prefer possum myself...

 

[Squisher]

It's not roadkill it's just pre-tenderized.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Squisher
It's not roadkill it's just pre-tenderized.

Too bad it's a crime to pre-tenderize people.

 

[bunker]

When I was in college I hit a fairly huge doe with my truck (damn thing took out my radiator) and I was about an hour from campus.

This is in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan where 85% of the population hunts. Damn near everyone I told about it asked me where the hell the deer was!

Now, I used to hunt when I was up there, but there's just something about taking road kill that I couldn't do it. That and the whole left side of the deer was mush from where I hit it.

 

[Balt]

That's some darn good eatin'

 

[sparkyclarky]

Pre-grilled!

 

[Talon02]

Welcome to the club.

 

[xSauronx]

my father and brother hunt sometimes

this consists of sitting in a truch along a stretch of road beside a field near some woods....and waiting until a deer comes out

i dont think thats really hunting....tell me you did something more

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Squisher
It's not roadkill it's just pre-tenderized.

Too bad it's a crime to pre-tenderize people.

It's only a crime if you get caught.

 

[thomsbrain]

you know you're a redneck when you pull a DrPizza.