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Duddy

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Home Alone

"I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do Snakes. I'm gonna give you 'til the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead. One..two...TEN!!!. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
 

venkman

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Originally posted by: Duddy
Home Alone
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have young relatives that have never heard of/watched Home Alone.

<------ Old :(
 

xSauronx

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Originally posted by: venkman
Originally posted by: Duddy
Home Alone
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have young relatives that have never heard of/watched Home Alone.

<------ Old :(

i remember seeing it in the theater as a kid, i never stopped laughing....but i havent seen it in years
 

GagHalfrunt

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Even during the holidays I've never been drunk enough to consider re-watching that to be a good idea.
 

DangerAardvark

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Home Alone had to be about an 8 yr old, because if it was about a 12 year old, it would just be an hour and a half of him fapping.
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Home Alone had to be about an 8 yr old, because if it was about a 12 year old, it would just be an hour and a half of him fapping.
Still with the same scream though.


Of course, his parents are rich too. Instead of just cardboard cutouts of people, he'd probably have a bunch of prostitutes over instead.

 

venkman

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Home Alone had to be about an 8 yr old, because if it was about a 12 year old, it would just be an hour and a half of him fapping.
Still with the same scream though.


Of course, his parents are rich too. Instead of just cardboard cutouts of people, he'd probably have a bunch of prostitutes over instead.

Instead of Paint Cans he would be throwing giant dildos at the burglars heads.
 

preslove

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It's not Christmas without...

A bunch of morons complaining about "Happy Holidays."