It's no secret that I hate squirrels.

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: amdhunter
I felt like punching him right in his fat squirrel face, but instead I threw something at him and took a pic of the hilarity of my iPhone.

This is how the little bastard responded back.

:|
:|

He's clearly cowering in fear due to your stance of dominance.

Actually, there were a couple of chipmunks nearby waiting for him to drop it. Everytime they came close, the squirrel went into attack mode. I don't think he was afraid of anything but losing his bread.

 

[sandorski]

Squirrels>>>>>>>>>>Hitler>>>>>>Xenu>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: sandorski
Squirrels>>>>>>>>>>Hitler>>>>>>Xenu>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>You

I could understand Squirrels and Hitler.., but Xenu? Really?

 

[nutxo]

iphone camera sucks?

 

[Fayd]

you hate him so much you fed him?

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: Fayd
you hate him so much you fed him?

I bit the piece of bread off first before I threw it to him. He was eating my saliva. :thumbsup:

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: Fayd
you hate him so much you fed him?

I bit the piece of bread off first before I threw it to him. He was eating my saliva. :thumbsup:

not much saliva to be had on a piece of bread.

if there were, it'd be mush.

saliva breaks down carbohydrates into sugars. you'd be doing him a favor anyways.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: Fayd
you hate him so much you fed him?

I bit the piece of bread off first before I threw it to him. He was eating my saliva. :thumbsup:

not much saliva to be had on a piece of bread.

if there were, it'd be mush.

saliva breaks down carbohydrates into sugars. you'd be doing him a favor anyways.

Little does he know that he's played right into the Squirrels hand. It wants Saliva, for it knows the power of DNA and now will press forth Squirrel Evolution many generations.

So thanks AMDHunter, thanks for Dooming us all!!!! :|

 

[Crono]

I sent him on a spy mission from midtown Manhattan. He's equipped with a garrote and a mini sword, and he's trained in 15 different martial arts. Watch your back...and your nuts :shocked:

 

[trOver]

Originally posted by: iamanidiot
Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives.

bwahaha... idiocracy

 

[Red Squirrel]

You're lucky to have squirrels around that are tame enough to stick around you. Here it takes lot of patience and time to get them to even eat out of your hand.

When I used to camp a lot they were starting to get tame though, the chipmunks were even more tame and would even come steal nuts right from our pockets. That sometimes worried me just in case they take the wrong nuts.

After many bites I did manage to tame some squirrels to sit right on my hand and eat though. Fun times. I miss camp. We used to have a squirrel and 3 chipmunks in the neighborhood but have not seen them in a while. At one point around that time there was about 3-4 cats around so they probably got scared off or caught.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: tranceport
Eat him!

Squirrel meat is quite chewy and tasty. Same goes for pigeons. I wouldn't eat the ones that are found in the city though.

 

[clamum]

So much fucking fail.

 

[rockyct]

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: rockyct
We have five dogs here, and they love to kill them. I've even seen a few in which one of the dogs tore off the legs and tail.

I wish my dog would eat rodents. He just looks at the mice in my house and shrugs. I never seen a lazier dog in my life.

Yeah, these dogs are killers. One terrier basically has the hunting skills of a cat. She has razor sharp teeth and will wait like a cat for the squirrel/mouse/gopher/frog to come out of its hole.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: Fayd
you hate him so much you fed him?

I bit the piece of bread off first before I threw it to him. He was eating my saliva. :thumbsup:

not much saliva to be had on a piece of bread.

if there were, it'd be mush.

saliva breaks down carbohydrates into sugars. you'd be doing him a favor anyways.

Little does he know that he's played right into the Squirrels hand. It wants Saliva, for it knows the power of DNA and now will press forth Squirrel Evolution many generations.

So thanks AMDHunter, thanks for Dooming us all!!!! :|

Meh, we'll just send a squirminator back to kill him.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

If you really hated squirrels, you'd make him an open face peanut butter sandwich. Squirrels love peanut butter a little bit more than bread so, they eat it first. Then, they eat the bread before realizing that with cheeks full of peanut butter and bread, they can no longer chew. They'll roll around for 10 or 15 minutes trying to push on their cheeks with their hind feet and paws. Pretty good right? Well squirrel greed > ability to learn so, you can get the same squirrel 3 or 4 days in a row! Hows that for cheap entertainment and revenge on squirrels?

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: Fayd

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: Fayd
you hate him so much you fed him?

I bit the piece of bread off first before I threw it to him. He was eating my saliva. :thumbsup:

not much saliva to be had on a piece of bread.

if there were, it'd be mush.

saliva breaks down carbohydrates into sugars. you'd be doing him a favor anyways.

Little does he know that he's played right into the Squirrels hand. It wants Saliva, for it knows the power of DNA and now will press forth Squirrel Evolution many generations.

So thanks AMDHunter, thanks for Dooming us all!!!! :|

Meh, we'll just send a squirminator back to kill him.

Squirrels are sexing it up all the time. Probably 5 or 6 already possessing the DNA enhancement by now.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: BTRY B 529th FA BN
He's gonna love your nuts!!!!

fixed

 

[RESmonkey]

So cute

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: RESmonkey
So cute

 

[TechBoyJK]

MSN.com -> How to win the war against squirrels

 

[Capt Caveman]

How was that cute squirrel bothering you? Was he putting sand in your vagina?

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
How was that cute squirrel bothering you? Was he putting sand in your vagina?

He told me "watch this, you're gonna love my nuts."

 

[pwnagesarus]

love squirrels

 

[quackerww]

Nom, Nom, Nom.