Its ground hog day

[jakedeez]

but my question is htf do they know that?

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: jakedeez
but my question is htf do they know that?

When a groundhog sees his shadow he suffers from a raging mega boner. At this point he starts to dry hump his tophat, tux-wearing handler. Obviously today said tophat, tux-wearing handler was not blessed with Phil juice. Furthermore, said handler will receive his deposit back on the tux.

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: jakedeez
but my question is htf do they know that?

When a groundhog sees his shadow he suffers from a raging mega boner. At this point he starts to dry hump his tophat, tux-wearing handler. Obviously today said tophat, tux-wearing handler was not blessed with Phil juice. Furthermore, said handler will receive his deposit back on the tux.

There is something very wrong with you...
:thumbsdown:

 

[leftyman]

thankfully we now have global warming and Punxsutawney Phil's forecast is no longer accurate.

 

[Colt45]

Where I live, it doesn't matter what he sees, it's going to be cold for too damn long yet.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: leftyman
thankfully we now have global warming and Punxsutawney Phil's forecast is no longer accurate.

it never was.

the best thing about Groundhog Day is the movie.

 

[ForumMaster]

really? this says that Phil did see his shadow. anyway, i always thought that it should be the opposite. if the groundhog sees his shadow, there's sun which should symbolize spring, no?

 

[Minerva]

It was cloudy. Of course there's no shadow. It's a silly tradition. But people like their polka and party. At least it's Friday.

 

[sixone]

You know they'd get sued if they said spring would be early, and it wasn't.

 

[Tifababy]

Originally posted by: leftyman
thankfully we now have global warming and Punxsutawney Phil's forecast is no longer accurate.

No global warming in MN! The thermometer was at -5 F this morning on my way into work with a windchill of -33!

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
really? this says that Phil did see his shadow. anyway, i always thought that it should be the opposite. if the groundhog sees his shadow, there's sun which should symbolize spring, no?

thats what i thought also.

 

[mcvickj]

Regardless of what Punxsutawney Phil saw today Michigan is starting to brace for the incoming arse kicking.

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/mcvickj/7dayforcast.jpg

 

[JDub02]

I'm gonna run over Phil. I blame him for all the cold weather in SW PA.

 

[FoBoT]

if a groundhog isn't available, can you substitute a wombat? or normal hog?

 

[Balt]

You want a prediction about the weather? You're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be gray, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

 

[CellarDoor]

Originally posted by: Balt
You want a prediction about the weather? You're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be gray, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

That movie never gets old. :thumbsup:

 

[jmdeathsquad]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: jakedeez
but my question is htf do they know that?

When a groundhog sees his shadow he suffers from a raging mega boner. At this point he starts to dry hump his tophat, tux-wearing handler. Obviously today said tophat, tux-wearing handler was not blessed with Phil juice. Furthermore, said handler will receive his deposit back on the tux.

bahahahah!!

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: jakedeez
but my question is htf do they know that?

When a groundhog sees his shadow he suffers from a raging mega boner. At this point he starts to dry hump his tophat, tux-wearing handler. Obviously today said tophat, tux-wearing handler was not blessed with Phil juice. Furthermore, said handler will receive his deposit back on the tux.

bahahahah!!

What's so funny?

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Minerva
It was cloudy. Of course there's no shadow. It's a silly tradition. But people like their polka and party. At least it's Friday.

It's not a silly tradition.

If you ask any meteorologist, he'd tell you that one of the most advanced instruments they have for predicting the weather is the groundhog.

What do you think is in those NOAA weather satellites? Hint: groundhogs

 

[BigJ]

Phil's an a**hole anyway.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: Minerva
It was cloudy. Of course there's no shadow. It's a silly tradition. But people like their polka and party. At least it's Friday.

Ummm...just because it's cloudy in your city doesn't mean its cloudy throughout the whole world.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

great movie

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Phil's an a**hole anyway.

Please don't say bad things about groundhogs.



Phil offers you his protection.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: BigJ
Phil's an a**hole anyway.

Please don't say bad things about groundhogs.



Phil offers you his protection.

I'm sorry I mispoke. I will glady take Phil's protection. Shall we meet at Gino's on 42nd to discuss?

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: BigJ
Phil's an a**hole anyway.

Please don't say bad things about groundhogs.



Phil offers you his protection.

I'm sorry I mispoke. I will glady take Phil's protection. Shall we meet at Gino's on 42nd to discuss?

Phil said that sounds good.