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It's going to be a long night

olds

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My wife is asleep, Mosh is passed out on the kitchen floor, Mike and Nik are arguing about what constitutes bulk beef and I am out of beer. I am not touching Nik's apple martinis. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: gooseman
If Mosh is passed out on the floor then there is plenty you can do to pass the time! 😀

What do you think knocked her out...
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
My wife is asleep, Mosh is passed out on the kitchen floor, Mike and Nik are arguing about what constitutes bulk beef and I am out of beer. I am not touching Nik's apple martinis. 🙁

I saw you touching Nik's twig and berries a few minutes ago though. 😕
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
My wife is asleep, Mosh is passed out on the kitchen floor, Mike and Nik are arguing about what constitutes bulk beef and I am out of beer. I am not touching Nik's apple martinis. 🙁

I saw you touching Nik's twig and berries a few minutes ago though. 😕

Shit, I thought you left to get fresh batteries for the camcorder...
 
This wouldn't help much, but I'm drinking a beer and sending it to you via mindwave____um, uh *burp... good beer.
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
My wife is asleep, Mosh is passed out on the kitchen floor, Mike and Nik are arguing about what constitutes bulk beef and I am out of beer. I am not touching Nik's apple martinis. 🙁

I saw you touching Nik's twig and berries a few minutes ago though. 😕

Shit, I thought you left to get fresh batteries for the camcorder...

I wanted to watch you bend over while you put your pants back on. 😉

Edit-Can someone wake up Mosh? I'm getting horny again! :shocked:
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
My wife is asleep, Mosh is passed out on the kitchen floor, Mike and Nik are arguing about what constitutes bulk beef and I am out of beer. I am not touching Nik's apple martinis. 🙁

Fuck it, you're out of beer. I'm out of here.
 
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
My wife is asleep, Mosh is passed out on the kitchen floor, Mike and Nik are arguing about what constitutes bulk beef and I am out of beer. I am not touching Nik's apple martinis. 🙁

Fuck it, you're out of beer. I'm out of here.

Wait, I'll put on my robe and wizard hat!
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
My wife is asleep, Mosh is passed out on the kitchen floor, Mike and Nik are arguing about what constitutes bulk beef and I am out of beer. I am not touching Nik's apple martinis. 🙁

Fuck it, you're out of beer. I'm out of here.

Wait, I'll put on my robe and wizard hat!

If it brings more beer, I'll stick around. However, Nik gets the jimmy hat.
 
Just be careful if you see a spider walking around and starts talking a exciting story and then never updates.
 
Originally posted by: minendo
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
My wife is asleep, Mosh is passed out on the kitchen floor, Mike and Nik are arguing about what constitutes bulk beef and I am out of beer. I am not touching Nik's apple martinis. 🙁

Fuck it, you're out of beer. I'm out of here.

Play him out keyboard cat!
 
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
if mosh is passed out you could be doing things to her face....

permanent marker time!!!




or







stuff

wtf you changed your avatar, you can't do that.

also this thread needs more cowbell.
 
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: tasmanian
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
if mosh is passed out you could be doing things to her face....

permanent marker time!!!




or







stuff

No, we need pics of mosh.

I'm glad *someone* thought to bring a camera... Mosh

too bad thats on the bathroom floor, mosh is passed out on the kitchen floor? Who is that?
 
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: tasmanian
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
if mosh is passed out you could be doing things to her face....

permanent marker time!!!




or







stuff

No, we need pics of mosh.

I'm glad *someone* thought to bring a camera... Mosh

too bad thats on the bathroom floor, mosh is passed out on the kitchen floor? Who is that?

Old's post is older... she tried to get up to pee. I took the pic to appease the masses.
 
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: tasmanian
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
if mosh is passed out you could be doing things to her face....

permanent marker time!!!




or







stuff

No, we need pics of mosh.

I'm glad *someone* thought to bring a camera... Mosh

too bad thats on the bathroom floor, mosh is passed out on the kitchen floor? Who is that?

Old's post is older... she tried to get up to pee. I took the pic to appease the masses.

ew did she make it? Wait she passed out on way out of the bathroom! did she leave a nugget? go get some tongs and draw on her face with poo!
 
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: tasmanian
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
if mosh is passed out you could be doing things to her face....

permanent marker time!!!




or







stuff

No, we need pics of mosh.

I'm glad *someone* thought to bring a camera... Mosh

too bad thats on the bathroom floor, mosh is passed out on the kitchen floor? Who is that?

Old's post is older... she tried to get up to pee. I took the pic to appease the masses.

ew did she make it? Wait she passed out on way out of the bathroom! did she leave a nugget? go get some tongs and draw on her face with poo!

Tell ya what... how about I just email you her waste? Then you can roll around in it and have the honor of having the most intimate contact any AT member has ever had with her.
 
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: tasmanian
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
if mosh is passed out you could be doing things to her face....

permanent marker time!!!




or







stuff

No, we need pics of mosh.

I'm glad *someone* thought to bring a camera... Mosh

too bad thats on the bathroom floor, mosh is passed out on the kitchen floor? Who is that?

Old's post is older... she tried to get up to pee. I took the pic to appease the masses.

ew did she make it? Wait she passed out on way out of the bathroom! did she leave a nugget? go get some tongs and draw on her face with poo!

Tell ya what... how about I just email you her waste? Then you can roll around in it and have the honor of having the most intimate contact any AT member has ever had with her.

dont you mean i would have had the most intimate contact any AT has ever had with a woman?
 
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: tasmanian
Originally posted by: Sea Moose
if mosh is passed out you could be doing things to her face....

permanent marker time!!!




or







stuff

No, we need pics of mosh.

I'm glad *someone* thought to bring a camera... Mosh

too bad thats on the bathroom floor, mosh is passed out on the kitchen floor? Who is that?

Old's post is older... she tried to get up to pee. I took the pic to appease the masses.

ew did she make it? Wait she passed out on way out of the bathroom! did she leave a nugget? go get some tongs and draw on her face with poo!

Tell ya what... how about I just email you her waste? Then you can roll around in it and have the honor of having the most intimate contact any AT member has ever had with her.

dont you mean i would have had the most intimate contact any AT has ever had with a woman?

DNA tests have proven that SOME of the members here have had children that were NOT the spawn of their postman... I think that's proof enough to deny your potential status as first AT member to lose his virginity... assuming that rolling in a woman's personal waste counts as losing your virginity.
 
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