its' friday

[DaShen]

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
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A: Out of a catalog.

 

[statik213]

The Alien captain and first office beam down from there ship to a corn field somewhere in the mid west, they walk for a longtime before they come across a desolate gas station. Having never encountered a human before they walk up to a gas pump.
The Captain looks at it and says take me to your leader. The pump stares back, no answer.
Says, take me to your leader at once.
No Answer.
Pulls out his gun and says take me to your leader at once!
First officer cuts in and says, "Sir I wouldn't do that if I were you"
Captain: Shut up, I'm tired of this.... now you, take me to your leader.
No Answer.
Shoots, BOOM.
Captain and Officer get thrown away....
They are both getting back up,
First Officer says "Captain, If I've told you once I've told you a million times, you don't mess around with a guy who can wrap his dick around himself twice and stick it in his ear".

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: statik213
The Alien captain and first office beam down from there ship to a corn field somewhere in the mid west, they walk for a longtime before they come across a desolate gas station. Having never encountered a human before they walk up to a gas pump.
The Captain looks at it and says take me to your leader. The pump stares back, no answer.
Says, take me to your leader at once.
No Answer.
Pulls out his gun and says take me to your leader at once!
First officer cuts in and says, "Sir I wouldn't do that if I were you"
Captain: Shut up, I'm tired of this.... now you, take me to your leader.
No Answer.
Shoots, BOOM.
Captain and Officer get thrown away....
They are both getting back up,
First Officer says "Captain, If I've told you once I've told you a million times, you don't mess around with a guy who can wrap his dick around himeslef twice and stick it in his ear".

10/10 LOL

 

[madworm]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
TPAD. That'll make the day go by faster.

What is TPAD?

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
TPAD. That'll make the day go by faster.

Oh boy... another acronym for people to throw out like it means something...

yay.

 

[MisfitsFiend]

Q: what happened to a pesty little skunk.















A: TPAD!

yay!