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TheNinja

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Originally posted by: Vertimus
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Q : What's black and white and red all over?














A: A ninja seppukuing a pirate!!!
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???


care to explain?
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A ninja is in black, a pirate is pasty white, the red is the pirates blood b/c the ninja is beating his ass!
 
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imported_Pablo

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pirates aren't pasty white... they live on the ocean! they're all leathery and crusty and toothless and say ARRRRR
 
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Vertimus

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A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street.

First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.

The physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate."
The biologists: "They have reproduced".
The mathematician: "If now exactly one person enters the house then it will be empty again."
 
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myjaja

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?







A) It saw a hotdog on the other side.
B) It saw a chicken on the other side.
C) It was running away from you.
D) It saw a hoe on the other side.
 
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Zysoclaplem

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A Rabbi, a Hindu priest and a TV Evangelist are walking along a country road when it becomes dark. They stop at a farm house and ask for lodging. The farmer agrees, but adds that he only has two spare beds, so one of the men must sleep in the barn. The Hindu agrees. The others go to bed.

A while later there is a knock at the door. It's the Hindu. "I am very sorry, sir," he says to the farmer, "But there is a cow in your barn. Cows are sacred to me. I cannot sleep with them." The rabbi volunteers to take his place.

A short while later there's another knock. It's the rabbi. "Sorry, gentlemen, but there is a pig in the barn! They're not kosher, so I can't sleep there." After much hemming and hawing, the TV Evangelist agrees to replace the rabbi in the barn.

A few minutes later there's ANOTHER knock on the door. It's the cow and the pig...
 
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Vertimus

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Three men, a rabbi, a Hindu priest and a TV Evangelist, are walking along a country road when it becomes dark. They stop at a farm house and ask for lodging. The farmer agrees, but adds that he only has two spare beds, so one of the men must sleep in the barn. The Hindu agrees. The others go to bed.

A while later there is a knock at the door. It's the Hindu. "I am very sorry, sir," he says to the farmer, "But there is a cow in your barn. Cows are sacred to me. I cannot sleep with them." The rabbi volunteers to take his place.

A short while later there's another knock. It's the rabbi. "Sorry, gentlemen, but there is a pig in the barn! They're not kosher, so I can't sleep there." After much hemming and hawing, the TV Evangelist agrees to replace the rabbi in the barn.

A few minutes later there's ANOTHER knock on the door. It's the cow and the pig...
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:thumbsup:
 
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Vertimus

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Three men, a rabbi, a Hindu priest and a TV Evangelist, are walking along a country road when it becomes dark. They stop at a farm house and ask for lodging. The farmer agrees, but adds that he only has two spare beds, so one of the men must sleep in the barn. The Hindu agrees. The others go to bed.

A while later there is a knock at the door. It's the Hindu. "I am very sorry, sir," he says to the farmer, "But there is a cow in your barn. Cows are sacred to me. I cannot sleep with them." The rabbi volunteers to take his place.

A short while later there's another knock. It's the rabbi. "Sorry, gentlemen, but there is a pig in the barn! They're not kosher, so I can't sleep there." After much hemming and hawing, the TV Evangelist agrees to replace the rabbi in the barn.

A few minutes later there's ANOTHER knock on the door. It's the cow and the pig...
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But you need to count. You started off with six men, shouldn't that mean you have five beds?

Edit: nvm. you just need to fix your grammar (i.e. puncutuation)
 
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captains

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Originally posted by: Vertimus
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Three men, a rabbi, a Hindu priest and a TV Evangelist, are walking along a country road when it becomes dark. They stop at a farm house and ask for lodging. The farmer agrees, but adds that he only has two spare beds, so one of the men must sleep in the barn. The Hindu agrees. The others go to bed.

A while later there is a knock at the door. It's the Hindu. "I am very sorry, sir," he says to the farmer, "But there is a cow in your barn. Cows are sacred to me. I cannot sleep with them." The rabbi volunteers to take his place.

A short while later there's another knock. It's the rabbi. "Sorry, gentlemen, but there is a pig in the barn! They're not kosher, so I can't sleep there." After much hemming and hawing, the TV Evangelist agrees to replace the rabbi in the barn.

A few minutes later there's ANOTHER knock on the door. It's the cow and the pig...
Click to expand...

But you need to count. You started off with six men, shouldn't that mean you have five beds?

Edit: nvm. you just need to fix your grammar (i.e. puncutuation)
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:)
 
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Zysoclaplem

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Originally posted by: Vertimus
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Three men, a rabbi, a Hindu priest and a TV Evangelist, are walking along a country road when it becomes dark. They stop at a farm house and ask for lodging. The farmer agrees, but adds that he only has two spare beds, so one of the men must sleep in the barn. The Hindu agrees. The others go to bed.

A while later there is a knock at the door. It's the Hindu. "I am very sorry, sir," he says to the farmer, "But there is a cow in your barn. Cows are sacred to me. I cannot sleep with them." The rabbi volunteers to take his place.

A short while later there's another knock. It's the rabbi. "Sorry, gentlemen, but there is a pig in the barn! They're not kosher, so I can't sleep there." After much hemming and hawing, the TV Evangelist agrees to replace the rabbi in the barn.

A few minutes later there's ANOTHER knock on the door. It's the cow and the pig...
Click to expand...

But you need to count. You started off with six men, shouldn't that mean you have five beds?

Edit: nvm. you just need to fix your grammar (i.e. puncutuation)
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Hey now give me a break! I didn't write the joke. I just copied and pasted it...lol.
 
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DaShen

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Man's Best Friend
Two guys are looking a dog lick its balls and one says, "Man, I wish I could do that."
The other guy says, "Really? I think I'd just pet him first."
 
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DaShen

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Two blondes go out shopping. When they return from an eventful day of buying clothes, the one who drove realize she left her keys in the car. Pacing back and forth they try to figure out how to open the car. After about an hour a sotrm cloud appears in the distance. Looking worried, the first blonde says, "We need to figure this out quick, a storm is coming and I left the top open."
 
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DaShen

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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home?

A: She moved.

.... Ga-Zing ;)
 
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