It's Friday, at work and hung over

[HumblePie]

Seriously nobody has said "Pics?" and yet we may possibly see them. This must be the first time in ATOT history!!!

well I had some I had saved from her facebook, but the pics I will post are only in relation to the story from last night. Otherwise I feel funny about sharing too much with her consent.

 

[purbeast0]

i knew this thread looked familiar...

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2097494&highlight=
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2081837&highlight=

too bad you wait till you were 32 to start having fun, and now it sounds like everytime you go have fun you come and post about it on ATOT.

 

[purbeast0]

DP

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Here is something I already have.

Nice sweater puppies :thumbsup:

 

[HumblePie]

i knew this thread looked familiar...

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2097494&highlight=
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2081837&highlight=

too bad you wait till you were 32 to start having fun, and now it sounds like everytime you go have fun you come and post about it on ATOT.

Naw, just didn't always have access to this site to post to while working at places before. That and I had different types of fun going on at different times. Before I had been going out on weekends and only rarely posted fun events here because I post during the week when I do post here. Now I've been going out more on weekdays, because of the schedules of people I've been hanging out with so I can post more about it. If you don't care to read, then don't click on my threads.

 

[MichaelD]

Ohhh! You're in The Friend Zone! Driving drunk chicks home; they "let you" b/c they know you're safe. Next time, carry her in, sit her on the couch and just stand in front of her. When she looks at you w/that drunk, vapid look, just say: "Um, it's NOT gonna suck itself..." Guaranteed results.

LOL!

Nope, I just went out for a girl's birthday party that ended up having wayyyyy to many people there. Couple of the girls got seriously trashed and the good guy I am, I stopped drinking early and switched to water so I was sober to drive them home. Ended up having to sleep on the floor though because I wasn't driving my car and had to pick it up this morning before work.

Worst part is I didn't have much to drink and I seem to be getting hang overs very easily lately. Least it is not a huge hangover. I've definitely had worse.

 

[HumblePie]

Ohhh! You're in The Friend Zone! Driving drunk chicks home; they "let you" b/c they know you're safe. Next time, carry her in, sit her on the couch and just stand in front of her. When she looks at you w/that drunk, vapid look, just say: "Um, it's NOT gonna suck itself..." Guaranteed results.

Lol, friend zone is only dealing with teen-agers and chicks in the early to mid twenties. Once they are a bit older, attitudes change a bit

 

[MichaelD]

Ah, MILFs and DMILF's (Divorced MILFs). Got it. Once past 35 or so, women seem to let their hair down a bit b/c they can't be as picky as they used to be. No knock on you, of course. The average fatty American woman would turn down Brad Pitt b/c they all think they have "The Golden Pussy." But 30-40-somethings? Ah, you can make things happen. Truedat.

BUT...you still look like "the safe guy", dude. You stopped drinking b/c you knew you would "HAVE TO" drive them home. Dont' you see? YOU are Mister Safety! You're their ride home, with no expense on their part...and no happy ending for you. I see it all the way from here, dude.

I'm an old-fashioned caveman, myself. I've never made any woman do anything they didn't want to do (or start)> But playing Mister Responsible gets old. Especially when you go home w/your right hand. You are single, I'm assuming?

 

[HumblePie]

Ah, MILFs and DMILF's (Divorced MILFs). Got it. Once past 35 or so, women seem to let their hair down a bit b/c they can't be as picky as they used to be. No knock on you, of course. The average fatty American woman would turn down Brad Pitt b/c they all think they have "The Golden Pussy." But 30-40-somethings? Ah, you can make things happen. Truedat.

BUT...you still look like "the safe guy", dude. You stopped drinking b/c you knew you would "HAVE TO" drive them home. Dont' you see? YOU are Mister Safety! You're their ride home, with no expense on their part...and no happy ending for you. I see it all the way from here, dude.

I'm an old-fashioned caveman, myself. I've never made any woman do anything they didn't want to do (or start)> But playing Mister Responsible gets old. Especially when you go home w/your right hand. You are single, I'm assuming?

At the moment, but I haven't always been I'm no typical ATOT person who most likely is going to end up a 40-year old virgin. *cough*trident*cough*

I've had plenty of women. I prefer my women to appreciate me for who I am, which is the nice guy.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

next time save yourself the trouble. Take 20 bucks out of there purse call a taxi and throw them in, giuve the 20 to the driver.

 

[HumblePie]

next time save yourself the trouble. Take 20 bucks out of there purse call a taxi and throw them in, giuve the 20 to the driver.

So the taxi driver can have their way with a comatose girl??

 

[MichaelD]

So the taxi driver can have their way with a comatose girl??

I'm not judging. I'm trying to help. I stopped hanging out with women that get comatose regularly a LONG time ago. Why? B/C it never ended well for me. Why? Here's what used to happen to me.

At party/club/someones' house. 3:00AM rolls around. I'm sober (or used to be the "least drunk")....that was a long time ago. I'd drive Liz home b/c I wasn't a rapist; I was a nice guy. Would I say no if Lizzy tried to blow me in the car on the way to her house? Hell no! But did that happen? Of course not.

Then there's the other Lizzy. You carry her to the door and she tries to rape you. I'm not like that. She threw up on the way home and has no idea who I am...or WhO SHE IS right now. Hammering her would be wrong. So I pour her into her front door and leave. What do I get for my trouble besides a clear conscience? Let's see.

1. Less gas in my car; no monetary compensation for using my gas to drive 24 miles out of my way.
2. More blueballs in my pants.
3. The dubious distinction of being "the last guy w/her last night." Lizzy was TORCHED. If she somehow decides I raped her (evn though I left and didn't touch her BUT she drunk called her ex after I left) Yeah, I raped her, according to the police. Even though she can't definitively say it was me.
4. Some fucked up combination of all the above.

This must've occured to you already, my friend. Stop now. Stop punishing yourself. Now that I'm ..."significantly over 40" I just go home. I'm also married with children. But I travel on business quite a bit. It's always the same old song and dance. When I was young (in the mid 80's) girls put out. They knew if they were drunk and bummed a ride home they were slobbin' the knob at a minimum. It was understood back then. God, I miss my youth.

 

[manlymatt83]

cool story bro

bool story cro?

 

[moshquerade]

your hangover must've subsided by now.

 

[swerus]

Body shots pics nao.

 

[HumblePie]

Body shots pics nao.

Okay...

 

[swerus]

 

[TecHNooB]

holy shit those pics delivered.. brb

 

[HumblePie]

lol

 

[SphinxnihpS]

LOL!

Nope, I just went out for a girl's birthday party that ended up having wayyyyy to many people there. Couple of the girls got seriously trashed and the good guy I am, I stopped drinking early and switched to water so I was sober to drive them home. Ended up having to sleep on the floor though because I wasn't driving my car and had to pick it up this morning before work.

Worst part is I didn't have much to drink and I seem to be getting hang overs very easily lately. Least it is not a huge hangover. I've definitely had worse.

You are doing it ALL WRONG!