Its Explained!! Sunbather Mistaken for Kournikova Due to Nipple Diameter!!

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Nefrodite

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So here it is!!

"NEW YORK (Reuters) - A St. Louis jewelry salesman who sold Penthouse Magazine a video of a topless sunbather misidentified as Anna Kournikova (news - web sites) testified on Tuesday he mistook the woman for the tennis star because of the diameter of her nipples.

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lol diameter;)




i hope this wasn't posted, i searched and only got general threads.
 
wnied

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Hehe, as if her nipples didnt already get enough eye-play...

~wnied~
 
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Pacfanweb

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That guy needs some help if that is what triggered him to think it was Anna.

I'd hate to think that I was so obsessed with someone that I could identify them by their nipples.
 
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Jzero

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You do realize that this means that some court-appointed "expert" was FORCED to closely examine both women's breasts to check nipple diameter, right?
And they say government jobs are all bad...
 
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Originally posted by: Jzero
You do realize that this means that some court-appointed "expert" was FORCED to closely examine both women's breasts to check nipple diameter, right?
And they say government jobs are all bad...
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lucky bastard :disgust:
 
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Pacfanweb

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<<I have often been mistaken for Anna due to my nipple diameter.>>

Yep, and I've often been mistaken for Ron Jeremy due to my........................girth. ;)
 
SagaLore

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Originally posted by: Jzero
You do realize that this means that some court-appointed "expert" was FORCED to closely examine both women's breasts to check nipple diameter, right?
And they say government jobs are all bad...
Click to expand...

I bet it WAS Anna, but knowing that her nipples were going to be measured, she designed to rub them with Ice Cubes before the trial! :Q

Err.. pics?
 
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Electric Amish

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I don't suppose he made it up far enough to actually look at her face.
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GermyBoy

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That's very funny. I'd like to measure them myself though, just be to sure. Just Anna's, not the other chicks. She's too old now. ;)
 
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I hereby volunteer to perform a "hands-on" comparison between both women to see if they actually have similar nipple diameters.
 
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MichaelD

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Does anyone else find it interesting that to the left of the story, there's a link for "PHOTOS?" :D Yes, I looked and no, it's not there. :(
 
Nitemare

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Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
<<I have often been mistaken for Anna due to my nipple diameter.>>

Yep, and I've often been mistaken for Ron Jeremy due to my........................girth. ;)
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patch of back hair?
:D
 
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