It's different when you're married

[Geekbabe]

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask.

He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy Lazyboy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

 

[rpanic]

LOL, sad there is truth to it.

 

[rbV5]

LOL....but no, but I've been married for almost 23 years and I'd still hit it like a swarm of mad bees

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

A woman's counselor suggests she try some role-playing to spice up her and her husband's love life.

So she puts on her outfit and cape and jump into the room yelling, "Super Pussy!"

To which her husband replied, "I'll have the soup."

 

[Syrch]

LOL

 

[weovpac]

LMAO :laugh:

 

[polarmystery]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
A woman's counselor suggests she try some role-playing to spice up her and her husband's love life.

So she puts on her outfit and cape and jump into the room yelling, "Super Pussy!"

To which her husband replied, "I'll have the soup."

WIN!

 

[Superself]

:laugh:

 

[antyler]

hahaha now thats classy.

 

[mitchel]

Originally posted by: eaj0010

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
A woman's counselor suggests she try some role-playing to spice up her and her husband's love life.

So she puts on her outfit and cape and jump into the room yelling, "Super Pussy!"

To which her husband replied, "I'll have the soup."

WIN!

lol

 

[Wheezer]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask.

He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in his mangy Lazyboy, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'

:thumbsup:

 

[buck]

lol Awesome!

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: eaj0010

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
A woman's counselor suggests she try some role-playing to spice up her and her husband's love life.

So she puts on her outfit and cape and jump into the room yelling, "Super Pussy!"

To which her husband replied, "I'll have the soup."

WIN!

Good stuff. You know, I once said, yes, I'll have the super salad. No joke.

 

[hanoverphist]

i thought it was going to end something like the married womans husband had to work late or something... i like this ending much better.

 

[Wheezer]

The great Dave Allen

 

[Goosemaster]

L O L:laugh:

 

[Baked]

LULZ. That's why you should never get married.

 

[blackdogdeek]

lol

 

[tmc]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
A woman's counselor suggests she try some role-playing to spice up her and her husband's love life.

So she puts on her outfit and cape and jump into the room yelling, "Super Pussy!"

To which her husband replied, "I'll have the soup."

winnar!!!

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
A woman's counselor suggests she try some role-playing to spice up her and her husband's love life.

So she puts on her outfit and cape and jump into the room yelling, "Super Pussy!"

To which her husband replied, "I'll have the soup."

LOL, it took me a minute to get it.