It's CPAC time again. Make your predictions of the crazy that will emerge.

[HomerJS]

You know you're batshit when you have to give your press conference OUTSIDE of CPAC in the lobby.

Enter Jacob Wohl-berders and Laura Loony.. .https://www.mediaite.com/online/twi...outside-of-cpac-i-cant-stop-laughing-at-this/

Wow! I don't don't know why they were relegated to the lobby. This is certainly CPAC worthy

Their presser was about the evidence to support the unproven claim that Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) “married” her brother to defraud the government.

 

[Commodus]

Wow! I don't don't know why they were relegated to the lobby. This is certainly CPAC worthy

And the "omg internet companies are biased against conservatives" types wonder why Jacob Wohl got himself banned from Twitter. He and Loomer are the sort who not only fabricate things to push their agenda, they do it badly and wonder why even diehard Trump cheerleaders think they're off their rockers.

 

[K1052]

Trump previewed his re-election strategy at CPAC with 2 hours of rambling lies, complaints, and grievances. He even relitigated his inauguration crowd size.

I think the subtext here is he’s actually worried about it for one main reason: once he’s out of office his exposure to numerous state and federal criminal probes becomes total.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Some CPAC batshit:

Ollie North, convicted of lying to Congress, now President of the NRA: “They’re not going to be content to simply ignore the last four words of the Second Amendment, they want to repeal all 27 words and confiscate every firearm in the country.”

Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy: Donald Trump was 'chosen by God' to run for president

Former Wisconsin governor Scott Walker: some people “take the baby home and kill the baby at home.”

Sebastian Gorka: Liberals want to take away your hamburgers. “This is what Stalin dreamt about, but never achieved.”

https://splinternews.com/cpac-is-off...art-1832960657

Jacob Wohl recently banned from Twitter, was wandering around with a "bodyguard" who is wearing one earpod in his ear trying to look like he's listening to security conversations. Wohl gave a press conference in the conference lobby (since he couldn't speak at the conference itself) in which he was handing out "confidential" reports proving that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar is married to her brother.

https://www.mediaite.com/online/twit...ghing-at-this/

 

[fskimospy]

I like how conservatives are outraged that Cohen lied to Congress but cant get enough of Oliver North.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Trump previewed his re-election strategy at CPAC with 2 hours of rambling lies, complaints, and grievances. He even relitigated his inauguration crowd size.

I think the subtext here is he’s actually worried about it for one main reason: once he’s out of office his exposure to numerous state and federal criminal probes becomes total.

Yeah...he's getting desperate..."My schtick is all sarcasm" - "Russia, Pleeeaase get us the emails!!"

CPAC mob chants "Lock her up" during Individual 1's appearance..

https://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...s-about-asking

 

[UglyCasanova]

The alt-right sees the CPAC as a bunch of neocon swampers. They may treat them as a means to an end but there’s definitely a split on the right.

 

[Jhhnn]

The alt-right sees the CPAC as a bunch of neocon swampers. They may treat them as a means to an end but there’s definitely a split on the right.

They all love the Donald. They'll all be singing his praises in the 2020 campaign, as will Putin's boys, of course.

 

[esquared]

He's pandering to the 30%

 

[Fanatical Meat]

He's pandering to the 30%
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Someone please photoshop the Russian flag in

 

[Jhhnn]

They still believe-

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/tr...robe-theyre-trying-to-take-you-out-with-bulls

 

[kage69]

More and more republicanism looks like a religious cult. Pretending like Trump is some kind of victimized boy scout is pretty funny, but the socialism FUD they seem to be reverting to is old and stale.

 

[Jhhnn]

Anybody else remember how conservatives used to go on about their superior values? So what happened to that?

 

[brycejones]

Anybody else remember how conservatives used to go on about their superior values? So what happened to that?

They were full of shit the whole time.

 

[Jhhnn]

They were full of shit the whole time.

Well, yeh, but it was for a really long time, like 40 years. Guess they had to chuck that when they fell for Donnie.

 

[trenchfoot]

Mass hysteria driven by Trump's supporters watching their beloved narcissistic chronically lying leader constantly making an ass of himself on the world stage all while Mueller is tightening a nice thick length of manila rope fashioned into a noose around his neck.

They watch as Trump's top tier henchmen get convicted and/or turn rat on their leader one by one by one, naming Donald as their complicit director, with Trump's kids necks on the chopping block, ready to get axed by their own father.

The more Trump implicates himself in high crimes and misdemeanors the more desperate they cling to their Chosen One.

Sounds about right for a bunch'a rubes running their nags into the dirt.

 

[alien42]

i'm not going to lie, Trump imitating and mocking Jeff Sessions made me lol.

 

[DrDoug]

Anybody else remember how conservatives used to go on about their superior values? So what happened to that?

God picked an imperfect man to do his Works and in doing so, He absolved that man of all sins and as an added bonus He has absolved that man of all sins that he will commit in the furtherance of His Works. Thusly, the Obese Cheeto Jizztrumpet can say or do anything he wants and Evangelicals will do nothing but praise Gawd.

He doesn't have to be a Man of God because God made him God's Man. And Christians think Islam is crazy?

 

[Jhhnn]

i'm not going to lie, Trump imitating and mocking Jeff Sessions made me lol.

Well, you see, if he'd only put the right people in the right positions, none of this evil persecution would be happening. We'd have a whitewash instead & his base would be fine with it, obviously. I mean, that's the Attorney General's job, isn't it, to lie to protect the President, like Michael Cohen? It's every Trumpster's job, isn't it?

 

[Jhhnn]

God picked an imperfect man to do his Works and in doing so, He absolved that man of all sins and as an added bonus He has absolved that man of all sins that he will commit in the furtherance of His Works. Thusly, the Obese Cheeto Jizztrumpet can say or do anything he wants and Evangelicals will do nothing but praise Gawd.

He doesn't have to be a Man of God because God made him God's Man. And Christians think Islam is crazy?

Trump is the Chosen One! He leads us away from sin & temptation!

 

[UberNeuman]

Someone please photoshop the Russian flag in

lol. Think that would mean anything to Trump supporters?

 

[HomerJS]

Take a look at some of the scary stuff coming from this year's CPAC

 

[eelw]

Like people keep saying the orange monkey wasn’t the start of all of this. But he’s made it acceptable to say the quiet part out loud.

 

[pmv]

Suitable thread to post this

‘We need a bigger bazooka’: Liz Truss takes aim at left ‘deep state’ at CPAC

Hawking a book to many empty seats, former UK prime minister spoke at Maryland’s Conservative Political Action Conference

www.theguardian.com

Sunak urged to act against Truss for spreading rightwing conspiracy theories

Ex-PM appears with former Trump strategist Steve Bannon and talks of ‘deep state’ ousting her from power

www.theguardian.com

What gets me is how our former-PM is hanging out with the likes of Steve Bannon and Trump and giving these quite, quite mad speeches about how her own Tory government is controlled by the amorphous entity known as "the woke" (what the _hell_ is "wokenomics"?), while her fellow extreme-right high-placed Tory Suella Braverman is writing articles in the, itself increasingly deranged, Telegraph about how the UK is controlled by "Islamist extremists" and how terrible it is that "extremists" are running amok these days.

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[HomerJS]

Wonder if they are going to condone slavery again, this year?